Robot Birthday

My mom is making me a mid afternoon lunch and otherwise I will be chillin' smoking. Nice birthday for me.

Thank God It's Friday

Tara Elizabeth Conner (born on December 18, 1985 in Dallas, Texas is an American beauty queen and model, who is Miss USA 2006 and has also competed in the Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe pageants. She has held the titles Miss Kentucky Teen USA 2002, Miss Kentucky County Fair 2004, Miss Kentucky USA 2006 and Miss USA 2006.

In late 2006, Conner became the center of a public scandal when news reports claimed she had been drinking underage, tested positive for the use of cocaine, and kissed Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, among other things. She was allowed to retain her title and entered a drug rehabilitation program.

Here at Robotman we love the slutties of sluts and this chick takes the cake. We love to poke fun at loosers like this whore. She was busted for Cocaine and lesbianism. Perfect Ho for the site. Hopefully she is nominated for Babe of the year. She is a major dingbat which we love, maybe we can hire her at the Robosaco house of Love. I can see her on a pole in Rio. Check out this video of this dumb blonde. She is a major ding bat!! TGIF and Smokem if you gotem.

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Happy Hump Day!

Frank Edwin Wright III was born December 9, 1972 in Frankfurt, Germany, making him the youngest member of Green Day. He lived in Willits, California with his father and his older sister, Lori. Wright's closest neighbor was Larry Livermore, who at the time was the singer of the punk band The Lookouts. At age 12, Livermore recruited Wright to join The Lookouts and gave him the name of Tre Cool relying on both the French word très (meaning very)combined with the word cool. However, the silent "s" has been incorrectly dropped in the spelling.

When Green Day's drummer, John Kiffmeyer, left the band they recruited Cool to play drums. Cool decided to drop out of high school in his sophomore year. Instead, he passed an equivalency test and earned his GED ( Dumb Ass), and began taking classes at a nearby community college. He had to drop out of college however, when the demands of Green Day's touring intensified(Smart Move).

He also known for burning his drum set on statge after every show. It's good to be Rich!

Here is one of my favorite songs from Green Day, Blood Sex and Boose. This was taped on Mad TV. The ending part is pretty cool. Happy Birthday you heroin junkie Tre! Enjoy your special day with 20CC shot!

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Happy Hump Day!

Isabella Soprano (born on December 2, 1981 in Exeter, New Hampshire) is an American pornographic actress, fetish model and sex worker. She performed in adult films between 2004 and 2005.

Soprano, an Italian-American, performed in at least 21 adult feature films for DVD release, and countless short "clip style" video productions for a wide variety of adult web sites. She has worked as a sex worker at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada, and was featured in the HBO series Cathouse: The Series, Cathouse 2: Back In The Saddle, and Cathouse: The Series Part Two, especially in the episode "Never Too Late To Learn".

Robotman and sacopapa loves porno chicks. We still kick each other in the ass for not inventing Redtube Live. Below is a clip clip of this whore. She definitely will be a candidate for the Ho of the year award on Robotman.

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Happy Friday!

Daniela Cicarelli Lemos (born November 6, 1978, in Lavras, Minas Gerais, Brazil) is a former TV show hostess for MTV Brasil and a fashion model.

She was engaged to Brazilian footballer Ronaldo for three months in 2005.

In 2006, a sex video shot on a beach in Tarifa, Spain by paparazzo Miguel Temprano was broadcast on the TV show Dolce Vita on Spanish channel Telecinco. The video was spread around the Internet, and Cicarelli got legal injunctions against YouTube and other websites, leading to several Brazilian ISPs blocking YouTube. The decision was later reversed.

What can you say, Brazil has the hottest asses in the World! Robotman and saco love them and we only hope that we'll be making our own videos when we get there. Enjoy this presentation of Daniela.

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Happy Hump Day!

Happy Birthday Christy Hemme! She is an American actress, singer, model, and professional wrestling valet and wrestler. Hemme is currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, wrestling in its Knockouts division. She is also known for her appearances with World Wrestling Entertainment and her pictorial in the April 2005 issue of Playboy. I wonder if her rug matches her carpet? Check out this sweet video of her ass. Love TNA!!

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Happy Birthday Bela.

Born today in 1882 in Hugary, the real deal Dracula, Bela Lugosi. Fuck all this Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and all the recent faggy vampires. I remember shitting a brick when I was little watching this alone. Fucking creepy shit. Plus he was in the movie Black Sabbath, from which the band got the name. Below Martin Landau as Bela in "Ed Wood", great movie by the way, flipping on a fan.

Happy Ho Day!

Happy Ho Day Bianca, today she turns 32 years old. She is the Latex Queen with her big fat tits. Lucious Bianca Beauchamp underwent two breast augmentation surgeries to increase her cup size to a 32DD. She is the kind of chick that gets into rapes and crazy fetish shit like that. She so deserves a nice Music Video for her Birthday. Here is Mr. Bungle doing Pink Cigarette, even though it's not live watch the guy singing the song. He does a great job following the words. This is one of my favorite songs when I'm drunk. I can almost see Bianca getting into this video while running her fat tits all over my face. Enjoy todays Babe and Happy Hump Day bitches!

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Thursday Babe

Yvonne Reyes was born on Oct 8, 1967 in Valencia, Venezuela. She is a Venezuelan actress and TV presenter. This 42 hot piece of ass can eat my noodle anytime. Watch how she works the camera with her tits. Love spanish channels!

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Double TGIF!!!

Two are better than one, I always say. How does Hef get pussy like this on a continous basis. Lucky motherfucker! Happy 20th Birthday Karissa and Kristina Shannon(Devil Childs). This chicks are not only insanly hot but smart and love to brawl too. The two were charged in St. Petersburg, Florida in January 2007 with aggravated assault. They reportedly got into a fight with two other people at a house party. The two were put on probation and required to pay restitution. Karissa was also arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge in November 2007. Fucking love it. Devil childs is the best description for these 2 ho's. With said here is Faggot Halford singing Devil Child. Enjoy, LMAO!!! He used to bang David Bowie back in the 70's. Hahahahaha!!! Fucking funny, I crack myself up...

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Muy Bella Bellucci

Happy Birthday Monica Bellucci. She is best remembered for kissing Neo on the Matrix. This Italian stallion is smoking hot. She will kiss anyone in real life. Here she is kissing Jada Pinkett Smith on a cut scene from the enter the Matrix. She is extremely hot!!

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Happy Birthday Adam!

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that grossed over US$100 million at the box office. I loved Operaman when he was on SNL. I found this live video of Operaman. It's hilarious. Enjoy bitches.

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That's Ma Shit!!

Happy Birthday Katt Williams! Williams started being a stand up comedian most notably appearing on BET Comic View. His jokes and punchlines instantly made him a show favorite. He has also played supporting characters in movies such as "First Sunday", "Norbit", and probably more widely recognized for his character in the movie "Friday After Next" as "Money Mike". He has also provided numerous skits and video appearances for artists such as The Game, Ludacris, T.I., E-40, Outkast, Lil’ Kim, Lyfe Jennings, Cyrano Williams, Nick Cannon, DJ Drama, Lil' Scrappy, Lil Jon, and others. He was a cast member on Wild 'n Out for several seasons. He also voices "A Pimp Named Slickback" on the Adult Swim's "The Boondocks". He has rapped under the "Money Mike" name for songs by artists like The Game, Baby Bash, and Suga Free.

This is one of the funniest openings that I have ever seen. Talk about hustlin. We do it everyday and no one gives a fuck about Pops busting his ass all day to make a quick buck. Enjoy this clip, you will crack the fuck up!!

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