Tuesday Night News

Wow. Another guy. Not only has he entertained me with some of his movies and the classic weed pic, but now the whole 10 year Love Child deal. That's some gold-medal lying. And probably slept like a baby. I've been cracking up since yesterday. Thanks Arnold! For today's song, who else could sing one for Maria and Arnold.

Cheater Tuesday

As no surprise to anyone Mark McGwire has admitted he used steroids for 10 years including the year he broke the homerun record. His wife does have nice tits though, but you have to assume they are fake just like him. The only reason he even said anything is because he now is the Cardinals batting coach and he knows the press won't leave him alone until he did. He now joins Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, and the rest of the liars. Hopefully none of them ever make it to the Hall of Fame. Here at Robotman we recognize Roger Maris as the holding the home run record, with great honor to Babe Ruth as the only juice he needed was with his gin.

Wednesday Abyss

OBAMA HEADING US INTO ABYSS
They did not feel the abyss opening beneath their feet
at the thought of lies becoming truths."

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)


Is he part of the Four Horseman?

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