Giant Killer Monday

Not a good way to start the season, and against the sucky Redskins to boot. I guess Eli was looking at the Redskins Cheerleader tits to much yesterday and the defense was out of it. I also have Eli as my Fantasy QB on the Weedmen, so now I must wait for the outcome of tonight's games, it's gonna be close.

I'm staying home from work today as I have the massive shits and I'm sick of the shit. Here is Ozzy with the Robotman theme for Giant losses.

Giants End

Giants, even though you beat the Redskins, their Cheerleaders are still laughing at your sorry asses, just like the crowd at Washington chanting "Packers won!" towards the end of the game. I hope you guys fucking figure out how not to turnover the ball and how not to choke at the end of the season for next year. The Giants did it to themselves. They killed their own season. Ozzy with his new band. Killer of Giants.

Giant Suckage

Eli, you could have been banging that Packer Girl but instead she is laughing at you. How could you let the Fudge Packers beat you on a win and your in game. Same shit as last year with the late season bullshit. Looks like Bill Cowher will be coaching the Giants sooner than I thought.

Now Giants have to win next week and hope others lose. Giants really have their balls to the wall.

Every Dog Has His Day

Michael Vick. Holy shit, hats off. Monday night I saw one of the greatest QB performances in history.

So how does this effect me? In day to day life it effects me zero point zero, unless Vick plans to give me $1M or something. I doubt that will happen since I have criticized him and used the picture below. Droopy is fucking pissed.

I am, though, affected as a Giants fan. After the embarrassing loss to the Fagboys Sunday and Super Vick, the Giants better be viewing film and preparing for this game. Game is for first place and potential division winner.

In Fantasy I had him in one league and played against him in the other. Weedmen win breaking my leagues scoring record with Vick and win easily, are now 4-6 with slim playoff hopes. Robotmen lose against Vick by one point. Brutal. Instead of 5-5 in the playoff hunt are 4-6. Blows.

Oh, and to the redhead eagle cheerleader above, nice jobs squeezing the tatas together.

Monday Beating

Just wasn't into posting this weekend. Then to top it off my fantasy football teams suck balls and the Giants got whipped by big brother Peyton. Just like he used to kick Eli's ass when the where little. Even the Colt cheerleaders where taunting Eli (above). It must have been the darkest hour for Eli.

Monday Babes

Once again the Robotmen win thanks mainly to Arizona (Beanie Wells!). Though one player who had a great game and has been consistent all year is Steven Jackson of the St. Louis Rams, his team sucks balls but he still comes through big for me. So to get your Monday going we have some Ram cheerleaders, above Kate from her calendar photo, and below Angeline showing us how flexible she is.

Fantasy Blues

Last night, after catching a few passes, Redskin TE Chris Cooley broke his ankle and left the game in the second quarter, sadly causing the Robotmen to lose. Very gross. In reading about Cooley, I found that this cheerleader, Christeu Oglevee, got fired because she was banging him and then later married him. That is her above and her Maxim shoot pics in the vid below.

Columbus and The Chiefs

Why all the hate? Columbus Day used to be a holiday and now they keep erasing old Chris a little more from history each year. I know, I know, Leif Ericson (who is a kick-ass Viking, but why his day so close to Chris), The Chinese, and other pre-Colombus voyages. All very cool, but his trip was the shit though. It was the one that changed things and set off history. Some call him a murderer and that he tapped major native ass, but the same can be send of many of the explorers of the time. I remember thinking Columbus was cool back in first grade, my old school from the 70's has become literally old school. It's still a holiday in a bunch of Latin American countries. So anyway Happy Columbus Day.

Since the Robotmen won yesterday with a last minute pick-up from the Chiefs, and with all the native talk in todays post, here is a hot KC Chiefs Cheerleader shaking the moneymaker.

Babes Of The Week

Since my Fantasy Football team won yesterday ( The Robotmen, what else?) thanks to Andre Johnson of the Texans, my babes of the week are the Houston Texans Cheerleaders. Above a random hot cheerleader and below the squad acting all horny and eating doughnuts at some sports show.

It's that time!! 2009 NFL Season!!

The 2009 NFL Season is the 90th season of the National Football League, the major Professional American football league in the United States. The preseason started with the Pro Football Hall of Fame Game on August 9, 2009,and the regular season began September 10. The season will end with Super Bowl XLIV, the league's championship game, on February 7, 2010 at Dolphin Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida.

There is nothing like opening game day. The smell of BBQ in the air, leaves falling and getting severly trashed! One of my favorite things about opening game is the singing of the Anthem and the Fly Overs. There is nothing more exciting then hearing the ending part of the Anthem and the big boom from the planes. Makes you proud to be an American and we all have to remember that we live in the land of the free! Nowhere else in the World do you get this kind of treatment. Enjoy this cool video on Fly Overs. "God Bless America and God Bless our Troops!"