602

Congratulations to Mariano Rivera, future hall of famer, five time World Series Champion, and the greatest closer in the history of baseball for breaking the all time saves record today with 602. What else can you say.

Fuck Everyone but the USA Saturday

I can't believe it's been ten years since those 19 smelly fucking Arabs pulled this shit. I could have never imagined. And still now 10 years later we are fighting half ass wars due to political correctness and pussifcation when we should have annihilated the whole region and took the oil ages ago. Fucking enough of this horseshit.Time to bring all the troops worldwide back to the US to protect our fucking southern border and take care of the USA and fuck everyone else for a few decades. As our forefathers warned, don't tread on me. Even though this is the album when Metallica started kinda sucking, it fits well.

Seventies Saturday

My Pops-in-Law is visiting from Costa Rica for a few days. The dude loves watching movies on my big screen when he comes over, his favorite are American 70's action movies with guns, cars, and chicks, but loves over the top action movies overall. He went nuts when I showed him shit like Machete and Deathproof. Fucking guy is in movie heaven. Plus he kinda likes the nonstop Jack and Cokes and 70's icon Angie Dickinson above.

No Rehab Sunday

It's very sad about Amy Winehouse. I totally dug her 70's groove and not give a shit attitude. She wasn't kidding about the No Rehab shit at all. May she rest in peace. With the stuff she left recorded and and her live shows they will be releasing tons her music for years. She was also quite proud of her boob job. Here she is on her first US TV appearance on Letterman.

We are all Rebels

Our teenage years are a source of great memories for Saco and I, and with my kids I have been beside myself during their teens. But really things don't change. Look at James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause and listen to Lady Gaga's great performance of the teenage angst anthem "Hair" she did Howard Stern to see how it's all the same then, the 80's, now, and tomorrow. Gaga is actually very talented and should drop the disco crap.

Love your kids. No matter what. Peace out.

Sunday Sabbath (NASA Edition)

The Space Shuttle Atlantis is now in space for the final shuttle program mission docking and delivering tons of shit to the space station. The USA's accomplishments in space are second to done. A country of pioneers and visionaries.

Thanks to King Purple Lips, we won't be accomplishing much in space if he has his way. NASA and space exploration is one of the few things I don't mind my hard earned tax dollars going to support. Fucking Purple Lips. One day we will return to the Void.

3000 for the King of New York

The King of New York. As he seals his place in Yankee history and the MLB Hall of Fame this afternoon reaching 3000 career hits. It has been incredible to see this guys career from the start. Old school ball player. Of course Derek Jeter is also immediately accepted into the Robotman Hall of Fame for this herculean feat, and if that wasn't enough, just looked a t the stable of hoes he has banged.

Sunday With Ozzy

I got my Ozzy Blizzard and Diary remasters that came out recently. All original musicians and extras and sounds top notch. As extras Blizzard only has a known B-side (You looking at me...), a Goodbye to Romance remix, and an awesome Randy solo. Diary extra is an incredible never released1981 tour live set with Randy on a 2nd disc. I wish Blizzard would have included "You Said It All", but still a great buy. There is also a costly massive box set, that I may get in the future. Here is the Randy Rhoads solo, RR.

Sunday Sabbath

With all the Arnold shenanigans and the sad death of Macho Man this week, I didn't mention a that few days ago was the first anniversary of the untimely death of great Ronnie James Dio. His music lives on. RIP.

Tuesday Night News

Wow. Another guy. Not only has he entertained me with some of his movies and the classic weed pic, but now the whole 10 year Love Child deal. That's some gold-medal lying. And probably slept like a baby. I've been cracking up since yesterday. Thanks Arnold! For today's song, who else could sing one for Maria and Arnold.

Sunday Sabbath

I love the Cal Jam Stuff. Ozzy cracks me up. Plus this song was one of our anthems back in the day.

Happy 420!

Should have had my smoky lunch today. Well its 4:20 somewhere, so I will put one in the air shortly. At least my balls don't itch.

RIP Randy

Hard to believe that 29 years ago today we lost Randy Rhoads at the age of just 25. The Blizzard and Diary albums will live on forever as masterpieces of rock and guitar.

Sunday Sabbath

In 2004 I of course purchased the Black Sabbath Black Box, which is the first 8 albums with the original band US remasters. They sound awesome and come with a cool book and DVD. In 2009 they did the European remasters of the same albums, of which the first three albums have extra CDs with demos and alternate takes and shit (sucks major balls the other five don't have the extras). Anyway I finally ordered those three from Amazon UK and should be getting them in the next few days. Below is Weevil Woman from the Master Of Reality extra CD. It's an Evil Woman offshoot. Cool as hell. Hail the greatest rock band off all time.

The Robotman Hall Of Fame-First Inductee

This guy needs no introduction. I am happy to announce that Charlie Sheen is our first inductee into the The Robotman Hall Of Fame. Not only was he awesome in Platoon, but he is an unapologetic madman that has been cracking me up for years with his antics. And you know he tapped that Denise Richards ass silly and has had tons of porn stars and hookers. With his movie career floundering he hits the lottery again with a dopey sitcom. Some guys have all the luck. Sacopapa saw him at a Dodgers game once and said the guy is a walking party. I was gonna wait to do the first RHOF deal, but this guy just can't wait. Congrats Charlie! Click here for his recent interview, which is the best freaking interview I have seen in quite awhile. Seriously, check it. Below his epic speech at the end of Platoon.

Sunday Sabbath (Sacopapa Editon)

Sacopapa had a rough week so I want to dedicate today's Sunday Sabbath to him. Even Marilyn is wearing a potato sack to honor him. I was having a sucky day at work this week and Saco skypes me the lyrics to Tomorrow's Dream, so I then heard it and it helped me get through the day. So here from the '99 reunion, Tomorrow's Dream. Thanks Sacopapa.

Ozzy Still Fucking Rules

Great Show! Ozzy sounded great, the band was tight, and and he was as lively as ever. The place was packed to the rafters. The crowd went nuts with the handful of Sabbath songs in the set. Rat Salad was a blast.

An original Black Sabbath reunion tour would be monster and sound great. Anyone I spoke to last night, young and old, would love to see one. The fan base is there 100%. I will still hold a candle.

Kelly, your dad rocks and you have a nice set of cans. Below is Crazy Train from last night filmed by me, wasted and with a crappy Coby brand camera.

Weekend Of Oz

Tomorrow for about the 7th time in my life I will see legend live. Who knows if it will be the last. I'm pumped. Ozzy Rules. I discovered the treasure trove of music by Ozzy and Sabbath in the early 80's, and first saw him on the Ozzy/Crue Tour of 83/84 in Madison Square Garden. Me and Saco were just Rock and Roll Rebels.

Sunday Sabbath

Even with everything against her, she dresses to kill. What a body. Good luck Lindsay, we love your antics here at Robotman, thanks for all the entertainment. The judge told her she better be careful or she's gone.

The greatest rock ballad of all time. She's Gone.

Yankee Tuesday

With all the Superbowl hoopla, I'm late on this one but still want to mention Andy Pettitte's retirement. I think he could have still helped the Yankee rotation this year and the Houston stint kinda sucked but he came through many, many times and I consider him a true Yankee. A five-time champion. Who can forget in the 1996 World Series Game 5 pitching duel against John Smoltz. Winning 1-0 giving the Yankees a critical 3-2 lead in the series. Plus at least he was honest about the HGH. Enjoy your retirement Andy, and give your wife the hard one as much as possible, and maybe see you on the rebound, Champ.