RIP Randy Macho Man!

TMZ spoke with Randy's brother, Lanny Poffo, who tells us the wrestling legend suffered a heart attack while he was behind the wheel around 9:25 AM ... and lost control of his vehicle.

Earlier this month, Savage celebrated his 1-year anniversary with his new wife Lynn.

Savage was 58.

Macho Man began wrestling in the WWF in 1985 and became a superstar with his trademark catchphrase "Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh."

He was fucking awesome back in his day. I loved that guy! He will be deeply missed. You just never know when your number will come up.

Sacopapa Out!

I'll be back with new Family

Thank you Robotman, you beat me to the punch! That shit hit the airwaves yesterday like white on rice. Conan O'Brian was awesome last night with regards to Arnold's news. It was fucking awesome, which inspired me to share this cool video of Rocking Horse 2. Jejejejejeje!!! Enjoy.

Sacopapa Out!

Wednesday Sheen

What can you say, the guy is fucking legend! I can't believe I had the luck to sit next to him at a Dodger game. If only cell phones back in the early 90's had a camera built in. Damn, I would be a fucking hero! This guy is all over the news, he is the hot topic around the world! He is loving life to its fullest. Nigga is my hero, check out on this video. He just doesn't give a fuck!

Saco Out!

Edwards Air Force Base

A Delta Four Heavy Rocket is scheduled to launch today at 1:08 p.m.

It is the largest rocket ever launched from the West Coast.
All previous Delta Four Heavy Rocket launches occurred at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Today's launch window opens at 12:30 and closes at 2:30 this afternoon. So keep an eye to the sky...

What better song than Father Ozzy doing Into the Void with Black Sabbath! I will be burning some good shit at 1:08 my time. Hopefully I will go into the Void with the Rocket! Smokem if you Gottem.

Sacopapa Out!

God Save the Queen

Jejejejejeje!!! The Palm Desert PD has just said they believe Lindsay Lohan committed multiple probation violations in her scuffle last month with a former Betty Ford staffer -- and the PD is referring the case to prosecutors.

There is no word for this worthless ho. We love her and her next job is Tootsies. I can't wait!!

Here is the perfect video for her. God Save the Queen by the Sex pistols. Smokem if you gottem.

Sacopapa Out!

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Tuesday Tea Time with Ozzy

So Ozzy and Slash had a tea time press conference in London to announce their tour together this year. Pretty cool and I hope to see them here in February. Ozzy even does a song on Slash's new album which is pretty cool. Also let me mention that the tea ho has a very nice set of tetas. Here are Ozzy and Slash with the Beatles classic, In My Life.

Fox of the Week

Laurie Dhue. She is not with Fox News anymore but what a beast. You know Geraldo wanted to bang her. She has a mouth that gives Angelina Jolie some competition, sweet face . It would just be Voodoo. Tell us Jimi.

Sunday Sabbath (Tax Edition)

Well Obama is looking to repeal the Bush tax cuts for the "wealthy". Thing is wealthy to Purple Lips is a family of 4 making more than $68k a year, 3% increase for you. His hand of doom may as well be pushing smack in my veins cause he's fucking killing me. It's bad enough I'm a corporate slave, now this fucker wants even more of my cash to give to the lazy.

Here is Sabbath. Hand of Doom. I think I prefer this version to Obama's.

Sunday Sabbath (Tuesday News Edition)

As we have reported, Ozzy (& Sharon) and Tony Iommi have been in a lawsuit over the Sabbath name. While details are not forthcoming it seems it all has been resolved amicably. This with the recent death of the great Ronnie James Dio, along with recent Sabbath biographies (Classic Album Paranoid and Biography Channel special) seems to inidicate that a reunion could be in play. Let's pray it is so and stay tuned. This would be huge for Robotman and Sacopapa, as neither Sabbath or us are getting any younger. We have loved this band for over 30 years. They are part of out life.

Here they are in their first reunion after the break-up in 1979, Live-Aid 1985.

RIP Easyrider

More sad news as the legendary Dennis Hopper passed away today. Alot of celebrities have been biting the dust lately. Maybe I'm just getting old. This guy worked with James Dean, was blackballed form Hollywood, made Easyrider (one of my top ten movies ever) by himself and introduced Jack Nicholson to the masses, then was in tons of movies and cameos always playing a cool character, below Easyrider clips set to Steppenwolf's Born to be Wild. RIP. Also a shout out to Gary Coleman, used to love that show as a kid. RIP.

RIP Jose Lima and Babe of the Week

Sad news, former Dodger Jose Lima passed away yesterday. Lima won 13 games for the Dodgers in 2004, helping the team win the National League Western Division title. He pitched a five-hit shutout in the playoffs against the St. Louis Cardinals, the Dodgers' first postseason win since 1988. May he rest in peace. They always go in 3's, Dio, Lima, I wonder who's next? Scary shit.

I never thought I would be able to segway a RIP blog to a babe blog but one time in 2004 Jose Lima sang the national anthem and brought his wife, Melissa and her beautiful and enormous set of cans and made MLB Boob history, and is now our Babe of the week.

Saco Junior Little League News

Well the season is coming to an end and they sucked balls this year really bad! There were only 4 good hitters in the team this year. Saco Junior was #2 in most hits this year. His team was majorly crapy this year, they lost more games than won. The good thing is that Saco Junior had a great season and he will only get better as he gets older. He will be missing the next season as he will be concentrating on getting his black belt in Karate.

The other let down this year was there were zero hot moms on the team. They were all fat nasty Mexican chicks and with zero personality. Too bad, maybe some day we will get a load of hot Milfs on the team. Hated that all the guys were checking out my wife. I think we may need to branch out and look for another league to play at. Although his coach was the fucking man with Saco Junior.

All I can say is that he will only get better as he gets older. His Baseball future is wide open. What he does with it will be up to him. I only pray to god that he never gets around Pot heads when he get into High School.

Glad to be back and posting again. Hopefully we can get back on track again. Peace out bitches!

Sacopapa Out!

Government Motors

GM sucks my balls. Even though new Camaro looks bad-ass, do not buy cars form these fucking retards unless you get a credit of all the tax you paid in your life which they pissed away. Here is my original post on this bullshit and below a recent Dow Jones article. Un-fucking real, shit pisses me off.

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DETROIT -(Dow Jones)- General Motors Co. said Wednesday that it lost $4.3 billion in the second half of 2009 in the first official accounting of GM's balance sheet since the company emerged from bankruptcy.

The post-bankruptcy GM reported $57.5 billion in revenue for the July 10 through Dec. 31 period. That compared with $46.8 billion for the first half of the year for so-called old GM.

"We are building the foundation that will allow us to return to public ownership," Chris Liddell, GM vice chairman and chief financial officer, said in a statement. "Completing fresh-start accounting is an important step in that process."

The figures are based on so-called fresh-start accounting that applies to the company after exiting Chapter 11, which required GM to adjust debts and assets of its global operations to reflect their fair-market value.

Before GM can hold a public stock offering to pay of the U.S. government's $50 billion investment in the company, it needs a balance sheet that adheres to federal accounting standards.

GM had $136 billion in assets at the end of 2009. The former GM had $91 billion in assets at the end of 2008.

Worlds Collide

Sorry for no recent updates, I've playing been playing Star Trek Online and that has been taking much of my very rare time to myself. If you play and you see my ship around, give me a hail.

As usual Purple Lips has been killing me slowly, but the only vote I am interested in this November is the Sweet Leaf on the California ballot. So Sacopapa and the rest of my West Coast brethren, Smoke the Vote (*trademark pending).

Crossing the Barrier

Robot Jr. is 18 today. How time fucking flies. Just beside myself, but all good. Godspeed my son.

Global Warming?

While for many parts of the country, 45 degrees is not very cold, in Florida in March is a different story. I'm originally from Jersey so it's no biggie but if you saw the fucking people down here you think it was a Siberian camp. Fucking orange farmers crying looking for a handout form Purple Lips, of course they wanna join the club. People wearing scarves and gloves. Weather Girl talking a mile a minute. Fucking kids look like Eskimos. Just silly. My wife's friend from Iowa said it was 42 degrees there today also and everyone was out in shorts and bikes and shit. Anyway, here is Metallica telling us about Global Warming.

Free Willy

Free Willy! This motherfucker has had it, I say let him go, so the Great White Sharks can eat him. He is a mean fucker and has taken 3 lives already. Let him go for crying out loud!

Seaworld wants to keep him around still for his valuable Sperm. Yes, Seaworld wants to keep the whale around to make a mint. Tilikum has been in captivity for a long time, so he would never survive in the wild. He is big fucking pussy. I wish they would let him go, so that he would be eaten by Sharks.

Sad shit about the trainer, she looked pretty hot still at the age of 40. RIP Dawn Brancheau. The fucking whale grabbed her by the pony tail and took her down . Motherfucker he should get blown up!

Going to take you out old School with Cheech and Chong save The Whales. Later bitches!

Sacopapa out!

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Oh no Not again!

Oh no, not again Charlie! My man is gone for 2 weeks to rehab. He needs to contact Robosaco to get him on the straight and narrow. Rules to follow Charlie.

1. Never settle down with one Ho.
2. Party like a rock star and fuck like a porn star.
3. 6 Week vacation in Brazil.
4. Never date another white chick again.
5. Smoke Dust, you'll never want to snort again.
6. Stay our of court.
7. These ho's will drive to the brinks.
8. Make another Hot Shot movie.
9. Make another movie with your brother.
10. Tell your Dad to quit telling you what to do. He's fucked up too!

Follow these Robosaco Rules and you will be a better person than the current Hammerhead that you are. I should of told you this when I sat next to you at that Dodger game like 10 years ago. LOL..

Sacopapa out!

2010 Winter Olympics

Finally, Canada has won their first gold Medal in their own turf. Alexandre Bilodeau attributed his success to his teammates and his brother. I watched the free style moguls and man this kid fucking destroyed the mountain. I thought the one self made millioner that is Canadian but pussed out and now represents Australia would have taken it. I was kind of glad that pussy didn't take it, so that a true Canadian would win the Gold.

Saco Jr and I are now I'm looking forward to Shaun White to win the gold in Snowboarding. That mother fucker is sick and has trained hard on a new jump, called the gravity-defying Double McTwist 1260. If you have never seen this it's fucking wicked! He has his own private Half Pipe wich I think its sick.

Glad for fucking Apolo Hono as he made history in the Olympics. We thanked god the Koreans took each other out on the race. That was a classic 1500M race.

Too bad for Blonde curley Q Lindsey Jacobellis. She fucked the pooch majorly. She is a pretty cocky ho and if you remember in 2006 she ate it at the end of the race by showing off in front of everyone. This time she ate it at the start of the semi final race and was DQ from the start. Too bad honey, Robosaco will hire you for sure! She's pretty fucking hot.

Word just came in, Injury-hit Lindsey Vonn wins first-ever U.S. women's downhill gold at Winter Olympics. Yeahh baby!! Fucking awesome and fucking hot chick! She will be nominated at the end of the year.

Anyway, keep watching the Olympics Hammerheads and keep cheering for your favorite Athlete.

Sacopapa Out!

Happy Sabbath Anniversary

40 years ago today on Friday the 13th, February 1970, Heavy Metal was born. Black Sabbath's self-titled debut hit the scene. It was the end of an age of flowers, peace and love. It was the year that Hendrix, Joplin, and Morrison all died, and the Beatles broke up. They were the anti-hippies that gave us doom and warning, Christ and the Devil, fear and bravery, and the truth, all in one package. This version of Sabbath, the original, Ozzy, Tony, Geezer, and Bill continues to influence bands today. Their music will live forever. Hail Sabbath.