Last night was the season finale of True Blood. Besides being a cool show it has some super hot babes being nude regularly. One of my favorites above, Deborah Ann Woll whose plays the lovely boobed teen vamp Jessica. She can suck my co... ahh blood anytime.
The NFL season is underway. Awesome. This year I will be fielding two fantasy teams, The Robotmen featuring Vince Young, Larry Fitzgerald, Desean Jackson (on both teams), & Steven Jackson. My other team are The Weedmen, featuring old man Favre, Rashard Mendenhall, & Beanie Wells. I will be reporting on them regularly.
More important than that is the real Big Blue. Eli needs to become the man this season and take us to the promised land again. So Eli just listen to Father Ozzy (and the ageless Favre) and Never Say Die.
Yup, it's first day of the greatest 16 weeks of my life. It's NFL time! Fucking awesome. I hope the Giants do great this year. There is so much talent out there and so many slackers getting paid a grip for their names. I hope Favre has one last memorable season so that we can all remember that Old Dogs Rule. Should be a great game tonight and I only hope that Robotman wins the Fantasy Football this year. Good luck bro. Who will be the Four Horseman at the end of the year? Will be it be Drew, Eli, Brett and Payton this year? Oooo shit, it's going to be a great season. Have fun everyone!
Well Pachanga (as Luis Guzman AKA:My Dad) is in town and I've been having to slept him all around. He is pretty cool, but can sometime be a pain in the ass. I guess he deserves to be a pain since all the pain I caused him in my early years. He's been pretty cool, so far we have watched one movie, drank 2 brews. Today we've chilled watched border wars and Locked up abroad. Tonight he will babysit for 2 hours while we visit some friends. Tomorrow, we are getting up at 4:30 AM so that i can take him to his sisters house and they are taking off to see my Grandmother up north. De pinga brother! They Saturday morning, I will be driving 5 hours up north to meet up with him. So as you can see my week is pretty much fucked with all the running around that I will do. Come on Sept 30th, why is Time taking so long??!!
For Labor Day who else for your morning stiffy but the hardest working girl in show business, Pam Anderson. I'd still fuck her with the hepatitis or whatever she's got. That Barb Wire flick is one of my guilty pleasures. Super campy but her tits and ass look exceptional. I have the day off today and will be getting my fantasy football teams ready, which I will post about soon and by the way is about 1000 times cooler and more fun than my job. Hope you all have a chilled Labor Day.
Here with a song for the working man, from one of the bands from our upcoming Robo-Saco reunion, Megadeth.....What do you mean I don't pay my bills?......Peace Sells.
For today's sermon Father Ozzy brings us "The Writ". Sometimes you just gotta say fuck you. All the bills, mortgages, traffic tickets, all the fucking legal bullshit, you just gotta say fuck you. By the time Sabbath was at the sixth album there had already been lawsuits and a bunch of other legal problems with the band. These hassles led them to write The Writ, one of my favorite Sab songs. Listen here for "Blow on the Jug" hidden ending originally on the song.
Who said Tall chicks aren't beautiful. Today was all about our favorite tall friend from San Francisco, which inspired me to write about the beast. She is one amazing chick, super tall, thick as hell and a super sweet and beautiful face. If she would go to Studio 54, she would definitely get cornered by the RoboSaco Team! Most tall chicks are super cool to hang with, probably cause they are so confident with themselves. Get a small chick to hang with you and she is all shy, timid and embarrased all the time.
Tall chicks are loud, outgoing and love to get fucked majorly hard. Small chicks will make ugly faces when you're banging them, like it hurts too much. Tall chicks will crack up and tell you to smack them around and fuck them harder. Small Chick is constantly asking you "are you cuming yet, are you cuming yet?" Hurry up it hurts. Fuck that! I want to have fun. I want to play twister in crisco oil with a tall bitch. That to me is super fun! Do shots smoke weed and get majorly banged!
Alright, enough said. I got chubber talking about tall chicks! LMAO! Come one guys, tall adventurous Chick or small petite salad eating chick? I know my choice! We're not alone my friends.
Reservation has been confirmed and on my way to Hump this beautiful ass on the Beaches of Miami. WOW!!! I can wait to reunite with Robotman and have a blast. Hopefully he has the mean green and we can laugh to the wee hours. I hope to at least have one day down by the beach so I can compare Cali ass from FL ass. I want to see who is more stacked. LOL!! All I'm going to do is sweat bullets anyway!
