Monday Hell

Back to the grind. To all the lair corporate pigs who back stab and plot, keep laughing and scamming. Karma. You will get yours. Hell Awaits you.

Sunday Sabbath (Sacopapa Editon)

Sacopapa had a rough week so I want to dedicate today's Sunday Sabbath to him. Even Marilyn is wearing a potato sack to honor him. I was having a sucky day at work this week and Saco skypes me the lyrics to Tomorrow's Dream, so I then heard it and it helped me get through the day. So here from the '99 reunion, Tomorrow's Dream. Thanks Sacopapa.

Chase Retards Need Brain Surgery

All week I've been trying to get a simple letter from Chase, so I can get money to fucking pay them, but the monkeys can't get it right after 5 times. This is not even mentioning my 18 month loan remod odyssey, Fuckers need brain surgery. Above the Robotman repeat babe, Nurse Denise and her giant melons preparing for surgery.

Funny that Metallica introduced Jason on this record and featured the bass prominently, then turned the bass down on the Justice record.

Painful Friday

It's been a painful Friday with clients bitching at me, customers not getting back to me and most of all, this massive neck ache that I've had since last night. Fuck! I can't wait for this day to be over. Tonight is going to be quiet. Pizza, movie, Wine and weed. It's raining again and we are expecting 4 days of straight rain. Sucks balls. Whish I was single so I can go snowboarding! Today I take you out with Amon Amorth. They are super heavy and they look like they put on a good show. Smoke'em if you got'em.

Sacopapa Out!

Overload Thursday

Fucking stressed out Day. Need to start smoking and drinking soon. Thank god that I get to go and unleash the beast tonight at Jiu-jitsu. Mojonsita started as of last week. She is killing at 4 years old. Chick is going tobe a beast! Today I have much hatred so I will take you out with Throwdown. Enjoy bitches.

Smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa Out!

Orange Wednesday

Robotman, cause smoking and tripping is all that you do! I hope your lunch was a good one. Can't wait for the Black Sabbath reunion. Looking forward to it next year. Going to take you out with some good ol Orange Kush music.

Smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa out!

Back to Work Tuesday

Sucks. I hate these fucking fake pricks at my office.

Ozzy Still Fucking Rules

Great Show! Ozzy sounded great, the band was tight, and and he was as lively as ever. The place was packed to the rafters. The crowd went nuts with the handful of Sabbath songs in the set. Rat Salad was a blast.

An original Black Sabbath reunion tour would be monster and sound great. Anyone I spoke to last night, young and old, would love to see one. The fan base is there 100%. I will still hold a candle.

Kelly, your dad rocks and you have a nice set of cans. Below is Crazy Train from last night filmed by me, wasted and with a crappy Coby brand camera.

Weekend Of Oz

Tomorrow for about the 7th time in my life I will see legend live. Who knows if it will be the last. I'm pumped. Ozzy Rules. I discovered the treasure trove of music by Ozzy and Sabbath in the early 80's, and first saw him on the Ozzy/Crue Tour of 83/84 in Madison Square Garden. Me and Saco were just Rock and Roll Rebels.

Gloomy Friday

Shitty day today. It's been raining for the past 3 days and the weather is fucking cold. Shitty gloomy day. Oh well, looking forward to some wine and weed tonight. Here is a cool band from Orange County, CA. They are called Sworn Enemy. They fucking rock hard. Maybe someday Robotman can come out to Cali to check them out.

Smoke'em if Got'em

Sacopapa Out!

The Beast has Risen

The Beast has Risen. I finally received my new computer yesterday and it's a monster. I'm so happy that I can finally rest the old laptop. Giving it to Queen Sheeba for all her personal shit. I'm back up and with force. Not much to report yet, so today I will take you out with Technical Ectasy Rock n Roll Doctor.

Smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa out!

Sunday Sabbath

Even with everything against her, she dresses to kill. What a body. Good luck Lindsay, we love your antics here at Robotman, thanks for all the entertainment. The judge told her she better be careful or she's gone.

The greatest rock ballad of all time. She's Gone.

Wednesday Blues

Fucking not feeling it today. Getting sick, Laptop has taken a mass shit. Saco Junior had to get pulled out of Karate due to a fucked up instructor and my neck is fucking killing me right now. The only good thing this week is that I bought a new computer and Saco Junior will be getting his black Belt from someone else. De Pinga Day!!

Today I'm taking you out with Father Ozzy, as it seems like we keep experiencing continous Changes in our lives. Hammer heads never give up though! We just keep pushing along.

Smoke'em if You Got'em.

Sacopapa Out!

Yankee Tuesday

With all the Superbowl hoopla, I'm late on this one but still want to mention Andy Pettitte's retirement. I think he could have still helped the Yankee rotation this year and the Houston stint kinda sucked but he came through many, many times and I consider him a true Yankee. A five-time champion. Who can forget in the 1996 World Series Game 5 pitching duel against John Smoltz. Winning 1-0 giving the Yankees a critical 3-2 lead in the series. Plus at least he was honest about the HGH. Enjoy your retirement Andy, and give your wife the hard one as much as possible, and maybe see you on the rebound, Champ.

Monday Mammaries

What a dopey chick. Fucked up the National Anthem lyrics. Any 5 year olds knows it. If she would have been dressed sluttier, like in the above pic for example, it would be forgivable. But not even showing barely any tit and ass and fucking up the song, just sad. Oh yeah, Congrats to the Fudgepackers for last nights win, I guess.

Here is Jimi with the best version ever of the Star Spangled Banner with Vietnam Pics.

Sunday Sabbath (Superbowl Edition)

I hope everyone enjoys the Superbowl and gets drunk and stoned today. Hopefully in Ben's case, he waits till after the game. Fergie will be on stage at halftime but chances of a nip slip or extra hoe-i-ness are virtually 0.0, thanks to Janet Jackson's saggy tit a a few years ago. One a side note, due to the continued sports lameness of my office I didn't even make a Superbowl pool this year. Sucks.

Ben, Rashard (who came up big for me this season in fantasy football), and the rest of them need to show that they are made of steel. That they are Ironmen. I wish Sabbath would play the Superbowl Halftime. Go Steelers.

Steel Curtain Saturday

Tomorrow is the Superbowl, an American pop cultural holiday. Fuckin' Aye, Football. As I mentioned during the playoffs the Steelers were the shit in the late 70's. We were just kids playing pick-up football in the park (before the teen-age days of partying madness) always pretending to be Bradshaw or the Steel Curtain back then. Good days. So considering the cool nostalgia, that they beat the hated Fagboys in a Superbowl, and regardless of the fact that a Fudgepacker win may somewhat soften the blow of the elimination of my beloved Giants this year, Go Steelers.

The classic commercial we all love from back in the day.

Superbowl Weekend!

Thanks Packers!

The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon, thus earning them the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl.
By doing so, they saved the Hard-Working, Red-Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally several million dollars of tax money. How you ask?

Simple... we were told that if the Chicago Bears had won, President Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost... the President won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force One, the limosines, all the additional security, and let's not forget Michelle Obama's entourage, is literally several million dollars!

Therefore, every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl to show them our gratitude.
Oh... and let's not forget to thank Chicago Bear's Quarterback Jay Cutler for his role in the Packer's success!

P.S. I predict Steelers 17 Packers 7, the Steel Curtain will steal the night away. smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa Out!

Thursday Doom

Egypt is fucked right now. Women and Children are dying daily. King Tut must be rolling in his grave. Are the four horseman slowly approaching? Is this a sign from God? Who knows. I hope shit gets better over there cause everyone is fucking evil right now.

Smoke'em if Got'em. Sacopapa out!

Wednesday's Thief

Yes Yes Yes!!! This chick just can't keep out of the limelight spot! LAPD last night had a search warrant for her house. She apparantly quote unquote "Borrowed" a $2500.00 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice. She said today that the store clerk let her borrow it. Yeah right, probably high on coke and was like " That shit is nice!" Jejejejeje, she pulled a Carlitos Way.

Smoke'em if you Got'em and today I take you out with Upon a Burning Body.
P.S. Massive Juicy Tits

Sacopapa out!

Tuesday Movie Babe

My cable company now has movies and shit online and yesterday I finally saw Surrogates with Bruce Willis. I thought it was a decent flick with a cool SciFi premise, even though the critics panned it. The highlight of the movie is the super hot and freaky Radha Mitchell. Bruce probably banged the shit out of her.

Continuing today's SciFi theme, here is Maiden.