Sunday Sabbath

I'm waiting to get the Avengers movies on Blu-ray so I haven't seen Thor or Captain America yet. I thought it was cool when I found this screencap with Tony Stark wearing the Sabbath Never Say Die shirt. From that very album here is Swinging the Chains with great Bill Ward on vocals.

Monday Mammaries

Above the lovely breasted Eva Green for your Monday wake-up. She was recently in the mediocre Camelot Series. I noticed her again cause my Father-in-Law continues movie madness and was watching the very cool 2006 version 007 Casino Royale. Her tits are all over that movie. Chris Cornell does the title song for it.

Seventies Saturday

My Pops-in-Law is visiting from Costa Rica for a few days. The dude loves watching movies on my big screen when he comes over, his favorite are American 70's action movies with guns, cars, and chicks, but loves over the top action movies overall. He went nuts when I showed him shit like Machete and Deathproof. Fucking guy is in movie heaven. Plus he kinda likes the nonstop Jack and Cokes and 70's icon Angie Dickinson above.

Saturday Movie Clip

There was this kinda lame movie called "Along came Polly" with Ben Stiller and the hot but not very talented Jennifer Aniston (pictured above with nips at attention), that had this one truly hilarious scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman . He is a struggling actor and friend of the Stiller character and while the Stiller character has to go make up with Aniston, this guys takes his place at an important business meeting. Alec Baldwin is also fucking funny.

It was 34 years ago

It was 34 years ago today that Starwars made its debut all over the United States and it has to be one of the best films of all times. This movie open the flood gates for Science Fiction Movies. If you didn't have the action figures you were pretty much a dud.

The movie was produced with a budget of $11 million and released on May 25, 1977, the film went on to earn $460 million in the United States and $337 million overseas, surpassing Jaws as the highest-grossing film of all time at the time. Among the many awards the film received, it gained ten Academy Award nominations, winning six; the nominations included Best Supporting Actor for Alec Guinness and Best Picture.

The best part about the movie had to be Darth Vader, everyone loved the Dark Force! James Earl's voice was creppy, threatning and powerful. Up now, everyone still has the same line, "Luke, I'm your Father!"

Sacopapa out!

Back to Work Tuesday

Sucks. I hate these fucking fake pricks at my office.

Tuesday Movie Babe

My cable company now has movies and shit online and yesterday I finally saw Surrogates with Bruce Willis. I thought it was a decent flick with a cool SciFi premise, even though the critics panned it. The highlight of the movie is the super hot and freaky Radha Mitchell. Bruce probably banged the shit out of her.

Continuing today's SciFi theme, here is Maiden.

Classic Monster Monday

I would have so banged The Bride. Dr. Frankenstein picked all the best tits and asses from the Hoes in the cemetery to make her. I used to watch these every year on the 4:30 Movie "Monster Week". They had all different weeks, Godzilla, Planet of the Apes, Bruce Lee and tons of others. That was the shit for movies in the 70's before cable.

I'm hoping for a quiet and easy Monday in Cubicle City. To help me get ready with some killer doom is Goatsnake with Easy Greasy.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch, You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Well its almost Christmas and I still have shit to do. Fuck, I thought I could just chill and get drunk and high today. Nope, that shit can't happen for Sacopapa! Midget leg is here and already on my nerves. Mojonsita woke us up at 6:45 AM. We stayed up with crackhead granpa last night till 1:30 AM. Needless to say, I was not a happy fucking camper this morning. Oh well, one more night to go and then this entire ordeal will be over. Got to love it!!

Going to take you with what family resembels, The Griswolds. The Christmas movie is fucking hilarious! Merry Christmas to all and to all a Merry Chrismas! Smoke em if you got em. Drink wine, be merry, slap the ol Lady's Ass and be thankful that we still live in the greatest Country in the World!

Sacopapa Out!

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Wednesday Hold Up

Well Pachanga (as Luis Guzman AKA:My Dad) is in town and I've been having to slept him all around. He is pretty cool, but can sometime be a pain in the ass. I guess he deserves to be a pain since all the pain I caused him in my early years. He's been pretty cool, so far we have watched one movie, drank 2 brews. Today we've chilled watched border wars and Locked up abroad. Tonight he will babysit for 2 hours while we visit some friends. Tomorrow, we are getting up at 4:30 AM so that i can take him to his sisters house and they are taking off to see my Grandmother up north. De pinga brother! They Saturday morning, I will be driving 5 hours up north to meet up with him. So as you can see my week is pretty much fucked with all the running around that I will do. Come on Sept 30th, why is Time taking so long??!!

Holy Grail Saturday

Ok, so after magnifying with Photoshop for awhile I got the making of a website, and after several failed searches later, low and behold I have found the Holy Grail. Her name is listed as Asia and is from Belize. Seems she has been in rap videos and shit. Here is another site and below a better view of that kicking ass and slutty face. What an incredible ass and hips and in the running for Babe of the Year.

Sunday Sabbath (Mad Edition)

I've been enjoying the psycho tapes of Mel Gibson all week on Howard and online. This guy has entertained me with great movies for years and now this. Fucking great stuff. Mad Mel. Hehe. So may great quotes on those tapes, I highly recommend them for your comedy pleasure. Below what else, Pyscho Man from the 1998 Reunion album.

Babe Of The Week

I got the new Slash album recently and he's got songs with Ozzy, Lemmy, and a bunch of other singers. Solid record. One of the people on album is Fergie. I have always thought she has a super fucking fine hardbody and nice cans. Incredible. The picture above is from the very cool retro movie Planet Terror. Below Slash, Fergie, and Cypress Hill doing Paradise City. This is the "B-side" for the Japanese only Sahara Single.

RIP Easyrider

More sad news as the legendary Dennis Hopper passed away today. Alot of celebrities have been biting the dust lately. Maybe I'm just getting old. This guy worked with James Dean, was blackballed form Hollywood, made Easyrider (one of my top ten movies ever) by himself and introduced Jack Nicholson to the masses, then was in tons of movies and cameos always playing a cool character, below Easyrider clips set to Steppenwolf's Born to be Wild. RIP. Also a shout out to Gary Coleman, used to love that show as a kid. RIP.

Sunday Sabbath

I remember back in the day WPIX 11 use to play Alfred Hitchcock movies on Sundays. I loved The Birds, Vertigo (the sultry Kim Novak above), and so many other movies most people don't even realize were his. Below is a fan-made video with great scenes from Hitchcocks's "Psycho" set to Black Sabbaths "Psycho Man", one of the new songs form 1999's Reunion album.

Happy Halloween

It would be awesome to fuck Elvira on Halloween, but actually I gotta go out and get a bag of candy for all the snotnoses in the neighborhood. I should give out fucking kleenex instead. Even though I gave out candy last year some little bastard egged my truck anyway. In my day there was honor, you only egged non candy givers and enemy kids. Hopefully some moms are dressed in slutty cat outfits and shit. Today I will watch Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, which I highly recommend. Below is the original trailer. Happy Halloween bitches.

Lame Tuesday

Dilbert really hits the spot somedays. Great fucking strip. Today I have 2 meetings, which all they do is delay me from completing reports that they assigned to me at other meetings. It is a retarded yet wicked circle of uselessness. I don't know what they do with the reports I send, as they certainly are not taking any of my suggestions or analysis. Whatever. Below from classic film, Office Space, with another thing that delays me from doing actual work, the fucking office birthday cake and the fakeness that goes along with it.

RIP Patrick

After a very long and public battle with pancreatic cancer, actor Patrick Swayze died at home Monday with his family and friends at his side. He was 57. He was in a ton of cool movies, for me Roadhouse was classic B-Movie Cheese, but I've seen it a ton of times along with Next of Kin. What can you say about the Demi Moore mudbath scene, he got handfuls of those badboys.

A great sense of humor, below with the late Chris Farley in a classic SNL Skit.

Happy Birthday Raquel

Born today in 1940 as Jo Raquel Tejada, a perfect Bolivian and Irish mix. Raquel Welch is one of the most beautiful women of all time and still fuckable at age 69. As a kid I loved and had many boners to 1oo Million BC. Below in that crazy 60's spacegirl dance video. Thanks Raquel.

Happy B-Day 007

Born today in 1930, the legendary Sean Connery. Even though they say he is a dick in real life, he was a bad ass James Bond (above with Goldengirl Shirley Eaton). He was in Outland, which I highly recommened, which also stars Peter Boyle in a great role. Below in one of my favorite of Sean Connery's roles, Ramirez in Highlander.