Sunday, February 28, 2010

Fantasy Babe of the Week

I remember back when the Xena: Warrior Princess show was in syndication, I always thought that show would rock on HBO so we could see Lucy Lawless' massive tatas. The the last couple of years she played a Cylon on Battlestar Galactica, and again no Boob exposure on SciFi channel. Now finally on the new Starz original series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, She comes out naked, tits, bush and all on almost every freaking episode, along with several other hoes. She is looking very hot and slutty at age 41, and a very cool role. The show also has great action and story if you are into that shit. Needless to say set the DVRs, Xena is now naked. Plus check her out here. I love this babe.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Free Willy

Free Willy! This motherfucker has had it, I say let him go, so the Great White Sharks can eat him. He is a mean fucker and has taken 3 lives already. Let him go for crying out loud!
Seaworld wants to keep him around still for his valuable Sperm. Yes, Seaworld wants to keep the whale around to make a mint. Tilikum has been in captivity for a long time, so he would never survive in the wild. He is big fucking pussy. I wish they would let him go, so that he would be eaten by Sharks.
Sad shit about the trainer, she looked pretty hot still at the age of 40. RIP Dawn Brancheau. The fucking whale grabbed her by the pony tail and took her down . Motherfucker he should get blown up!
Going to take you out old School with Cheech and Chong save The Whales. Later bitches!
Sacopapa out!


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Oh no Not again!

Oh no, not again Charlie! My man is gone for 2 weeks to rehab. He needs to contact Robosaco to get him on the straight and narrow. Rules to follow Charlie.

1. Never settle down with one Ho.
2. Party like a rock star and fuck like a porn star.
3. 6 Week vacation in Brazil.
4. Never date another white chick again.
5. Smoke Dust, you'll never want to snort again.
6. Stay our of court.
7. These ho's will drive to the brinks.
8. Make another Hot Shot movie.
9. Make another movie with your brother.
10. Tell your Dad to quit telling you what to do. He's fucked up too!

Follow these Robosaco Rules and you will be a better person than the current Hammerhead that you are. I should of told you this when I sat next to you at that Dodger game like 10 years ago. LOL..

Sacopapa out!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday Sabbath & Babes Of The Week

I've been super busy lately and have a business trip this week, so I will place two of my favorite topics in one post. Check out this very cool Sabbath tribute band from LA, Mistress of Reality. On first glance I'd like to bang the second one form the left. I'm gonna have to check them out whenever I get out to L.A. to visit Sacopapa.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Heavy Metal Friday

It was a fucked Friday and following on Robotman's 40th anniversary of Heavy Metal, here is Black Sabbath with Lord of this World. Enjoy and smokem if you gotem.

Sacopapa Out!


Thursday, February 18, 2010

Saco Jr School Talent Show

Today was Sacopapa Jr first School Talent Show performance. Me and Wife queen Sheeba thought he looked good compared to the other kids. Most of the kids were pretty boring to be honest with you, but at least they all tried. Saco Jr did his Karate stuff wich all the kids seem to enjoy. I thought it looked bad ass.

This is something that I rarely do which is post an actual video of Saco Jr. I think for once Robotman won't have a problem with this. Anyway, you be the judge and let me know your thoughts on his routine!

Sacopapa Out!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

2010 Winter Olympics

Finally, Canada has won their first gold Medal in their own turf. Alexandre Bilodeau attributed his success to his teammates and his brother. I watched the free style moguls and man this kid fucking destroyed the mountain. I thought the one self made millioner that is Canadian but pussed out and now represents Australia would have taken it. I was kind of glad that pussy didn't take it, so that a true Canadian would win the Gold.

Saco Jr and I are now I'm looking forward to Shaun White to win the gold in Snowboarding. That mother fucker is sick and has trained hard on a new jump, called the gravity-defying Double McTwist 1260. If you have never seen this it's fucking wicked! He has his own private Half Pipe wich I think its sick.

Glad for fucking Apolo Hono as he made history in the Olympics. We thanked god the Koreans took each other out on the race. That was a classic 1500M race.

Too bad for Blonde curley Q Lindsey Jacobellis. She fucked the pooch majorly. She is a pretty cocky ho and if you remember in 2006 she ate it at the end of the race by showing off in front of everyone. This time she ate it at the start of the semi final race and was DQ from the start. Too bad honey, Robosaco will hire you for sure! She's pretty fucking hot.

Word just came in, Injury-hit Lindsey Vonn wins first-ever U.S. women's downhill gold at Winter Olympics. Yeahh baby!! Fucking awesome and fucking hot chick! She will be nominated at the end of the year.

Anyway, keep watching the Olympics Hammerheads and keep cheering for your favorite Athlete.

Sacopapa Out!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy V-Day

Happy Valentines Day to all the wives that put up all with pothead, metalhead, sportsfan, titty loving husbands. Our wives can't be the only ones. Do what you gotta do, take her to eat, get a card, give her the hot-beef injection, whatever. Take care of business and come out like a Champ. That's all for now as I'm off to Coldstones to get Mrs. Robot her favorite dessert.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Happy Sabbath Anniversary

40 years ago today on Friday the 13th, February 1970, Heavy Metal was born. Black Sabbath's self-titled debut hit the scene. It was the end of an age of flowers, peace and love. It was the year that Hendrix, Joplin, and Morrison all died, and the Beatles broke up. They were the anti-hippies that gave us doom and warning, Christ and the Devil, fear and bravery, and the truth, all in one package. This version of Sabbath, the original, Ozzy, Tony, Geezer, and Bill continues to influence bands today. Their music will live forever. Hail Sabbath.

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Curse of the Spyder

Today's post goes out to Robot Jr. I hope he is feeling better and for anyone that has teenagers, we encourage you to tell them to wear their seat bealts at all times. It seems that ages 16-19 have the highest average annual crash and traffic violation rates of any other age group. So please make sure your teens to buckle up when they go out with their friends.

Today, I want to tell you the story of James Dean Spyder.Friends told James Dean that the car was trouble when they saw it - a rare Silver Porsche Spyder, one of only 90 in 1955. Nicknamed "The Little Bastard," the car carried the iconic screen rebel to his grave on September 30, 1955.

After the tragedy, master car customizer George Barris bought the wreck for $2,500. When the wreck arrived at Barris' garage, the Porsche slipped and fell on one of the mechanics unloading it. The accident broke both of the mechanic's legs.

While Barris had bad feelings about the car when he first saw it, his suspicions were confirmed during a race at the Pomona Fair Grounds on October 24, 1956. Two physicians, Troy McHenry and William Eschrid, were both racing cars that had parts from the "Little Bastard." McHenry died when his car, which had the Porsche's engine installed, went out of control and hit a tree. Eschrid's car flipped over. Eschrid, who survived despite serious injuries, later said that the car suddenly locked up when he went into a curve.

The car's malevolent influence continued after the race: one kid trying to steal the Porsche's steering wheel slipped and gashed his arm. Barris reluctantly sold two of the car's tires to a young man; within a week, the man was nearly involved in a wreck when the two tires blew out simultaneously.

Feeling that the Porsche could be put to good use, Barris loaned the wrecked car to the California Highway Patrol for a touring display to illustrate the importance of automobile safety. Within days, the garage housing the Spyder burnt to the ground. With the exception of the "Little Bastard," every vehicle parked inside the garage was destroyed. When the car was put on exhibit in Sacramento, it fell from its display and broke a teenager's hip. George Barkuis, who was hauling the Spyder on a flatbed truck, was killed instantly when the Porsche fell on him after he was thrown from his truck in an accident.

The mishaps surrounding the car continued until 1960, when the Porsche was loaned out for a safety exhibit in Miami, Florida. When the exhibit was over, the wreckage, en route to Los Angeles on a truck, mysteriously vanished. To this day, the "Little Bastard's" whereabouts are unknown.

Robot Jr. if you read this I want you to know that when we were your age, we always kept it safe. Robotman and I love you and want nothing but the best for you and your friends. I wish you great luck for the years to come and hopefully you can put this behind as a bad dream. These driving experiences will only make you a better driver. Take care Robot Jr.

with Love,

Friday, February 5, 2010


Here are Robotman we are continously looking for a Hot piece of ass. Today I would like to bring you the Hot Fernanda Almeida. This Brazilian Native was Miss World in 2008 and is probably one of the hottest chicks in Bella Club. Her tits and ass are insanely awesome to see. So as always we present you with a quick video of this goddess.
Robotman will still continue with the tradition of Babe of the Year and I think this hot ass has a great shot!
Have a great weekend and as always, smoke'em if Got'em.

Sacopapa out!


Thursday, February 4, 2010

10 for 10

Sacopapa Jr. went 10 for 10 on his first day at pratice. Still bummed that the coach changed the Team name from Blue Jays to the Boston Red Sox. Fucking guy used to play with Boston College back in the day and has been coaching now for 20+ years. He is super cool and loves to knock them down. Him and I get a long great, so it's not so bad. He pre-warned me yesterday about getting pissy with the Ump's. All I had to say was " Jersey Baby! Can't hold me back" He fucking cracked up.
One big tittie mom was there and I busted her checking me out. I think if I can get a blow job out of the season, it will be well worth having Saco Jr play this year.
It looks like we have 5 really good hitters in the team. 6 came back from last season which 4 including Saco Jr have improved. I only hope the rest of the team picks it up. If not, we're in deep shit. Hopefully the shitty kids mom will blow the coach. He looks like he can use a little side Job. His wife is not the greatest looking chick in the world. But him being from fucking Boston, I guess he is doing good.
Anyway, next practice is Tomorrow and I think it will be cancelled due to a rain storm that is on it's way. Hopefully more hot Moms show up at these fucking pratices. Being from Jersey we are always looking for more hot pussy. Wishing I was in Florida. My friend Robotman has all the good shit. Fucking hold out!
Keep you posted on the next turn.

Sacopapa Out!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Play Ball!

Yes, it's that time of the Year again! Fake Tits, big Asses and kid favortism at best! Hopefully this year Sacopapa Jr's team wins the Championship.
Last year they were the bad news bears and made it to the World Series with no hope to even qualify. They made it to the Championship game and lost. Yet it was great to see a bunch of little dicks make it.
This Year Saco Jr is all fired up and has been training really hard to be a starter. I think the fear of getting hit with a ball is passed him. Let's hope so. I will be updating this as the Season goes by.
Last night we had our first official meeting and from what I saw there will be 2 hot smoking MILFS on the team. Can't wait to see the other Teams Moms. I only hope this year is better than last year.
Hopefully this year we get some clean fucking umps. Last year we had a dickhead umpire that kept fucking with our team. Some of us ended up getting kicked out of the game for cursing him out. That fucking wet back is lucky he wasn't an Ump in West New York. They would of ate him alive. Most people don't understand how West New Yorkers are, we really don't give much of a fuck about anyones feelings. But here in California, you have to behave and be neutral. I was like fuck that and got kicked out.
Anyway, I only hope this year we have a great season and Saco Jr does his part. Keep you all posted with the Season as it goes by.

Sacoapa Out!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

America Grounded

Fucking Purple Lips pissing me off again. Cancels the Moon Program.

Born in 1967 my early years were all about the Apollo Program, I drank Tang, wanted a space pen, and was born and bred on Star Trek. Probably one of the factors that led me to serve in the USAF. Apart form all the advance this program could bring, I'm not sure how this will affect or delay future space tourism, but it certainly won't help. I was hoping that in my twilight years there would be an affordable senior citizen tour or even low-g retirement homes with some mean hydroponic space-kush and a strip club .

So, sadly, the following will remain the last words spoken on the moon for quite some time...

Apollo 17 astronaut Eugene Cernan on surface the moon:

Bob, this is Gene, and I'm on the surface; and, as I take man's last step from the surface, back home for some time to come - but we believe not too long into the future - I'd like to just (say) what I believe history will record. That America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. And, as we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind. "Godspeed the crew of Apollo 17."

The last words before liftoff (that are debatable but very cool).

Cernan: "Let's get this mother out of here."

That last quote is the same way I feel about Obama. Shit sucks. I am The Robotman

Monday, February 1, 2010

Monday Babe

Congratulations to Beyonce for winning six Grammy awards last night. Actually the real congratulations are for still having a smoking juicy ass and nice tits. I am surprised she has kept it together this long as the fat gene is very present. Soon it's Oprah time for you. Meanwhile her boyfriend/husband, whatever the fuck he is, Jay-Z is pissing me off. Stupid fuck thinks he is like "Che Guevara" and yet Che was a murdering racist. Read a book dude. And in his little Empire song with that ho Alicia Keys he says he made the Yankee cap more famous than the Yankees. Idiot.