Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

It would be awesome to fuck Elvira on Halloween, but actually I gotta go out and get a bag of candy for all the snotnoses in the neighborhood. I should give out fucking kleenex instead. Even though I gave out candy last year some little bastard egged my truck anyway. In my day there was honor, you only egged non candy givers and enemy kids. Hopefully some moms are dressed in slutty cat outfits and shit. Today I will watch Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, which I highly recommend. Below is the original trailer. Happy Halloween bitches.

Friday, October 30, 2009


Happy Halloween everyone. Great time of the year for kids. Saco Jr will be Snake Eyes from GI Joe and Mojonsita will be Snowwhite. Time for me to load up on candy. Yankees had a nice win last night which made me feel a bit more confident that they may still have a chance to win the series. This is by far the best time of the year. Football, Preseason Basketball, World Series and Hockey. Taking you out this weekend is Gwar. Their costumes are the best and perform one of the best shows ever. Enjoy and Happy Halloween!!!


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Thursday Babes

2012 Rio De Janeiro here we come. Starting to save cans, spare change and anything that I can sell from my garage. As long as the battle axe doesn't find out, I am Golden! Here is a cool video that goes well with these fine ho's. When we do the trip we'll be Antisocial for not leaving the rooms because we'll be having 10 ho's with us at all times.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Happy Hump Day!

Happy Birthday Christy Hemme! She is an American actress, singer, model, and professional wrestling valet and wrestler. Hemme is currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, wrestling in its Knockouts division. She is also known for her appearances with World Wrestling Entertainment and her pictorial in the April 2005 issue of Playboy. I wonder if her rug matches her carpet? Check out this sweet video of her ass. Love TNA!!


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Fantasy Blues

Last night, after catching a few passes, Redskin TE Chris Cooley broke his ankle and left the game in the second quarter, sadly causing the Robotmen to lose. Very gross. In reading about Cooley, I found that this cheerleader, Christeu Oglevee, got fired because she was banging him and then later married him. That is her above and her Maxim shoot pics in the vid below.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Congrats Yankees

Congratulations to Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees for advancing to the World Series where they will win their 27th Championship. Above a Pic of their opponents, the Philadephia Philles (bunch of pussies, hehe). Since baseball does not have cheerleaders, and I need Chris Cooley of the Redskins to do well in tonights MNF game so the Robotmen can win here is a shot of the Redskin's Cheerleader locker room.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sunday Sabbath

Will you be assimilated?

Take me through the centuries to supersonic years
Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears
All I have to give you is a love that never dies
The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes

Sepultura with this weeks words of wisdom.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Happy Birthday Y.A. Tittle

Yelberton Abraham Tittle (born October 24, 1926 in Marshall, Texas), better known as Y. A. Tittle, is a former American football quarterback in the National Football League and one tough motherfucker.

In 1961, the 49ers traded Tittle to the New York Giants for guard Lou Cordileone. Tittle went on to lead the Giants to three straight Eastern Division titles. Tittle threw seven touchdown passes on October 28, 1962, in a game against the Washington Redskins that the Giants won 49-34. In 1963, he set what was then an NFL record by throwing 36 touchdown passes. I wish I could have this guy on my fantasy team! Below, if you have 6 minutes to spare a very good interview/biography on Y.A. Go Big Blue.

Friday, October 23, 2009


Saco will be hitting this with his partner when they venture to Colombia. We're loading up the IPODS with mass hatred shit and we're hitting the road. Here is a cool recommendation by Robotman, Mastodon. Super cool band from Georgia. Enjoy and smoke em if you got em. TGIF Bitches..


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thursday Babe

Thursday babe is the beautiful Venezuelan Aida Yespica. If you want to view her sweet ass click here. This beauty is most famoust for being Ms. Venezuela 2002. As you can see from the video she is smoking hot. She definitely deserves a spot on Robotman. Check her out in this sweet video with another model. Smoking hot!!


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Thank you Obama.

Let me get this straight.

We're going to pass a health care plan
written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
signed by a president who also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
financed by a country that's nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Happy Birthday Bela.

Born today in 1882 in Hugary, the real deal Dracula, Bela Lugosi. Fuck all this Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and all the recent faggy vampires. I remember shitting a brick when I was little watching this alone. Fucking creepy shit. Plus he was in the movie Black Sabbath, from which the band got the name. Below Martin Landau as Bela in "Ed Wood", great movie by the way, flipping on a fan.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Thanks Kate!!

Sorry for the late post today, the weekend flew by and posting at work is not the easiest. This week I want to thank Kate Hudson and make her Babe of the Week for giving her fine ass to Arod, and helping him get hits in October. That pussy must be off the fucking charts if it can help that fucker become clutch. Please don't break up with him until after the World Series. Go Yanks. Below some Paparazzi pics of her by a pool. Insane ass as Sacopapa pointed out to me.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Sabbath

Another week conquered in the rat race brings our Sunday Sermon. Boobs, music, Obama jokes, etc, help us get though the week. Then on the Sabbath we pray for a good week ahead and for a Robotmen victory. We always need a little magic. Here is Father James with his take on the classic Sabbra Cadabra.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

The Real Gangster

Today in 1931, Chicago Gangster Al Capone, also known as Scarface, was finally sentenced to prison for tax evasion since they could never prove any other crime. Alcohol prohibition was later repealed as a failed experiment. A few years later Marijuana was made illegal, but sadly this ridiculous law as yet to be repealed. Above pic is actress Gladys Walton, one of Capone's favorite girlfriends, as he tapped mad ass in his day. Below an awesome scene from The Untouchables with Deniro as Capone.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thank God It's Friday

It was a crazy week with my computer and would love to take this piece of shit laptop to a field and stomp it to death. Unfortunetly I can't afford a new one. I hate my job due to this computer, I should of become a Marine Biologist.. I seriously need a vacation, looking forward to Brazil. Maybe Robotman and I can get on the Highway to Hell to Rio. Here is AC DC in Rio, you know these niggas got nuts down there with the women. TGIF, smoke em if you got em.


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Play Ball!!

Yes ladies and Gentleman it's that time of the year. It's the NLCS and ALCS, which teams will make it to the World Series? I'm rooting for the Dodgers vs Yankess. This will bring back some past time favorites. Here is a past clip of what happened 54 years ago. Can it happen again? This would be one of the most memorable World Series ever. Our kids and us will grow old talking about this series to our grandkids. Keep you fingers crossed it happens!! Sacopapa out


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Happy Ho Day!

Happy Ho Day Bianca, today she turns 32 years old. She is the Latex Queen with her big fat tits. Lucious Bianca Beauchamp underwent two breast augmentation surgeries to increase her cup size to a 32DD. She is the kind of chick that gets into rapes and crazy fetish shit like that. She so deserves a nice Music Video for her Birthday. Here is Mr. Bungle doing Pink Cigarette, even though it's not live watch the guy singing the song. He does a great job following the words. This is one of my favorite songs when I'm drunk. I can almost see Bianca getting into this video while running her fat tits all over my face. Enjoy todays Babe and Happy Hump Day bitches!


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Lame Tuesday

Dilbert really hits the spot somedays. Great fucking strip. Today I have 2 meetings, which all they do is delay me from completing reports that they assigned to me at other meetings. It is a retarded yet wicked circle of uselessness. I don't know what they do with the reports I send, as they certainly are not taking any of my suggestions or analysis. Whatever. Below from classic film, Office Space, with another thing that delays me from doing actual work, the fucking office birthday cake and the fakeness that goes along with it.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Columbus and The Chiefs

Why all the hate? Columbus Day used to be a holiday and now they keep erasing old Chris a little more from history each year. I know, I know, Leif Ericson (who is a kick-ass Viking, but why his day so close to Chris), The Chinese, and other pre-Colombus voyages. All very cool, but his trip was the shit though. It was the one that changed things and set off history. Some call him a murderer and that he tapped major native ass, but the same can be send of many of the explorers of the time. I remember thinking Columbus was cool back in first grade, my old school from the 70's has become literally old school. It's still a holiday in a bunch of Latin American countries. So anyway Happy Columbus Day.

Since the Robotmen won yesterday with a last minute pick-up from the Chiefs, and with all the native talk in todays post, here is a hot KC Chiefs Cheerleader shaking the moneymaker.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Sunday Sabbath

This week, giving the popular NIB sermon, is Banda Psicose, all girl band from Sao Paulo, Brazil. I would love to see them live.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Ten Commandments for Assholes

This piece was originally published on "My Wife Hates Me" which is in kind of limbo, but check it out, there is some very funny shit on there.
Every fucking day you go out and there are assholes everywhere. Though many I believe are unintentional, they just don’t know they are assholes. Here are an easy 10 tips to follow to not be such an asshole. (Please picture Chartlon Heston reading aloud).Please feel free to recommend commandments.

Ten Commandments for Assholes

1. Mind your own business. This one is paramount and self explanatory. Really just the key to humanity.

2. Shut the fuck up. Silence is golden. You just can’t go wrong if you apply this shining nugget of advice. It goes very well with #1.

3. Do not block public areas ever, for any reason. This includes by your person, your vehicle, your stuff, your idiocy, whatever. Do not impede others. For example, if you hate abortion, that’s cool just don’t block the fucking sidewalk I am using.

4. Don’t touch anyone ever, without their permission. This may or may not apply to Strippers in a Strip Club since you may very well likely already be considered an asshole there.

5. Don’t touch anyone’s stuff ever, without their permission.

6. Don’t step on anyone’s property ever, without their permission.

7. Don’t make loud noise in or near public areas. Your fucking gay cell phone conversations about the shipment of clock radios doesn’t interest me, fuckface.

8. Control your children in public. Do whatever you have to do. Lock them in cages in the attic if you can't handle them. I will be following rule #1 if you decide to smack the shit out of them for breaking rules 1-7.

9. Use turn signals and merge properly. Enough already with the retarded driving.

10. Return things that are lent to you without being reminded by the lender. Really just a basic courtesy, practiced by so very, very few.

Hope these tips come in handy, feel free to print them out and put on your fridge and throughout your workplace. I am the Robotman.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize?

All I have to say is " Are you fucking Kidding me?". What the fuck is wrong with this picture? I have nothing to say but "Holy shit!" The world has gonemad. I will end this bullshit with Skeleton Witch. Sacopapa out!!


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Thursday Babe

Yvonne Reyes was born on Oct 8, 1967 in Valencia, Venezuela. She is a Venezuelan actress and TV presenter. This 42 hot piece of ass can eat my noodle anytime. Watch how she works the camera with her tits. Love spanish channels!


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Happy Hump Day!

I'm feeling kind of Nasty today and not in the mood to deal with Assholes. So I'm going to have a double double at In N Out today for lunch!! LMAO!

Since I'm being nasty, here is Mr Creosote. If you don't know who he is, he is the fat guy that made the phrase "Bucket Please" Famous! Enjoy bitches.


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Weird Tuesday

Feel kinda fucked up today, alot of shit on the mind.

To try and gets things back in tune, here is Slayer. Mandatory Suicide.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Babe of the Week

I was watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm" last night and it was the new Seinfeld reunion episode. It reminded me that I wouldn't mind tapping Elaine, played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus. The whole innocent/slutty thing plus the nice tits. Below from the famous cleavage episode.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Sunday Sabbath

The pic above says it all. Well not everything...Just an insane 72 year old law that makes no sense. Prohibition was repealed and even Absinthe is legal now. Below Sabbath playing Paranoid for the Royal Family, with Phil Collins on drums.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Sorry Obama

Hey Obama, you and Oprah should have stayed home and saved taxpayer money, just like your bid for Public Healthcare for the USA will fail so did the bid for Chicago to host the Olympics in 2016. Anyway by 2016 you will be a footnote in history and can hang out with Jimmy Carter if he hasn't croaked yet. Oh yeah, and owners of Saturn Dealers and Workers want to send a special thanks for the shaft they got. GM company business units should have been broken up and sold in the free market according to merit, not government intervention and aquision of selected GM holdings. Unreal. Saturn had a good dealer network and a strong core customer base. Buy Ford.

On my final note, congratulations to one of our favorite cities, Rio De Janiero for winning their bid for the 2016 Olympics. All I have to say is Robot-Saco Roadtrip 2016!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Double TGIF!!!

Two are better than one, I always say. How does Hef get pussy like this on a continous basis. Lucky motherfucker! Happy 20th Birthday Karissa and Kristina Shannon(Devil Childs). This chicks are not only insanly hot but smart and love to brawl too. The two were charged in St. Petersburg, Florida in January 2007 with aggravated assault. They reportedly got into a fight with two other people at a house party. The two were put on probation and required to pay restitution. Karissa was also arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge in November 2007. Fucking love it. Devil childs is the best description for these 2 ho's. With said here is Faggot Halford singing Devil Child. Enjoy, LMAO!!! He used to bang David Bowie back in the 70's. Hahahahaha!!! Fucking funny, I crack myself up...


Thursday, October 1, 2009

It Happened again!!

An 8.0 earthquake and a Tsunami hit yesterday in American Samoa which caused the lives of 150 people. Is the world coming to an end? Here is an American jounalist filming the Tsunami that came in ashore. Check out how the wave doesn't fuck who is on its way. Crazy shit...