Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Well, I'm only 24 hours from departing to Florida. I hope I get to have a nice Cuban Sandwich while I'm there. This week has been a pain in the ass with work. I'm on a personal goal to sign up 10 customers within 30 days so I can collect 25K in revenew. This means a nice fat check for X-Mas. 16 year old Saco would have told me to fuck off and drive to NYC for a bag of dust.
Stormy weather approaches Florida, I hope it doesn't rain on Sunday for the concert. If it does, even better. Nice wet perky nips all around us! So looking forward to seeing Antrax and Megadeath. Should be an awesome time.
Well, if you don't hear from me next Wednesday is because I died at the concert! Jejejeje. Naw, keep you guys posted next week. Until then, smokem if you gottem.
FOX, PLEASE BRING BACK "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN"!!!!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Giants are killing me. Another cheerleader with very nice cans laughing at Eli. Weak, bro.
On the fantasy front, thanks to Michael Vick and DeSean, the Weedmen go to 2-1, Robotman, sadly go to 0-3, with a difficult QB situation. I had posted shit about Vick awhile back, couldn't find the post but here is the pic I used. Fucking Funny.
Dont know how many more posts this week, as work will be the usual horseshit, but I have Friday off as I gear up for Sacopapa's west coast bitch ass to arrive for the Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax concert this weekend.
Continuing with the Doom theme with the Sabbath cover....
Friday, September 24, 2010
Free at last! This week was hell, I tell you. I'm so ready to get trashed tonight. It's 100 degrees today from our normal 75 degrees. Right now all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. I going to smoke till my eyes bleed! Can't wait to get out of here next week. Hopefully tonight I win the Lotto and Me and Robo will be on the next plane to Amsterdam. Definitely not Harlem! Anyway, I need to get shit rolling, so next week, there will only be one Post from Saco. I will be traveling to beautiful Florida to see some new tail action. Smokem if you gottem and don't forget to slap the old lady on the ass. They put up with a ton of our shit and is well appreciated by them! Be safe at home with them. Peace out Bitches!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Miss High Times got my vote this year. She is extremely hot and loves to get high. I wonder if Robotman will produce the goods. 7 Days left and we will reunite like 17 year olds. Hopefully, we'll corner some hot chicks at the concert. I so pray we do, it's always been fun with Robo cornering ho's. Our good friend Disco Rocking Horse has already cursed us with Bad Luck. He said we are going to get arrested. I say FUCK YOU Disco Rocking Horse. Fuck you and your Disco faggot hairdo.
I will offer some chicks 40 bucks for a blow job at the concert. What young hot chick doesn't suck cock now a days.
Anyway, today was fucking burnt. Went to the Dodger game last night with Pops and we both got trashed. We ended up at Hooters drinking and starring at tits. It was pretty funny. I was fucking with Pops pretty bad and he told me that in his younger days, he would have fucked all of them. Jejejejeje. Anyway, smokem if you gottem.
P.S. Robotman, you have all the right in the world to go insane at your Job. Fuckem All!!!
MEGADETH - " The Right To Go Insane "
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Well, I'm almost a week from reunion time with Robotman. I'm so looking forward to getting the fuck out of Cali for a few days. Need some sunny days in Florida. I wonder if I'll run into Fun Bags or some other Ho's from the past. I would love to see some of them, so I could the Sweet Angel of Death on them Ho's. Jejejejeje!!!
My Dad leaves tomorrow and I'm super stoked and some what kind of sad. He has ben cool for the most part. Will not miss him telling me what to do. I guess it's normal when your an old douchbag. Anyway, Happy Hump Day and smokem if you gottem.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Just wasn't into posting this weekend. Then to top it off my fantasy football teams suck balls and the Giants got whipped by big brother Peyton. Just like he used to kick Eli's ass when the where little. Even the Colt cheerleaders where taunting Eli (above). It must have been the darkest hour for Eli.
Friday, September 17, 2010
November is coming up fast and I will be at the polls. Some are against it, some are for it. I say lets bail the fucking State out and hopefully this does the trickle effect on the rest of the Country. Shit, I can almost see Purple Lip getting down with his Ho and talking about how to sell it to other Nations.
There are bunch of growers agains Prop 19. They say it going to fuck their Market up. Stoners, if you haven't notice, the shit is still illegal. Whatever, I just want the shit to go through. I know I will do my part and Vote. If you read this and live in Cali, your ass better Vote too.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
You give up one of the Hottest chicks in the World and now you give up the most prestigious awards in the World. You are one dumb motherfucker! Nothing more can be said about you Reggie. YOU FUCKED UP!! You need your head crushed and ass kicked!
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
NY Jet coaches and players are being accused of hitting on and ogling former Miss Spain and Mexican Sports reporter Ines Sainz. Looking at the way she walks around the field I wonder why. Fucking stacked ass and tits, God damn what an ass.
As far as fantasy football The Robotmen lose to the Havana SugarKings and Arian Foster. The Weedmen win over Forza thanks mostly to Rashard Mendenhall's overtime 50-yard TD run.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Last night was the season finale of True Blood. Besides being a cool show it has some super hot babes being nude regularly. One of my favorites above, Deborah Ann Woll whose plays the lovely boobed teen vamp Jessica. She can suck my co... ahh blood anytime.
Continuing the blood and thrash theme what else.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
The NFL season is underway. Awesome. This year I will be fielding two fantasy teams, The Robotmen featuring Vince Young, Larry Fitzgerald, Desean Jackson (on both teams), & Steven Jackson. My other team are The Weedmen, featuring old man Favre, Rashard Mendenhall, & Beanie Wells. I will be reporting on them regularly.
More important than that is the real Big Blue. Eli needs to become the man this season and take us to the promised land again. So Eli just listen to Father Ozzy (and the ageless Favre) and Never Say Die.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Yup, it's first day of the greatest 16 weeks of my life. It's NFL time! Fucking awesome. I hope the Giants do great this year. There is so much talent out there and so many slackers getting paid a grip for their names. I hope Favre has one last memorable season so that we can all remember that Old Dogs Rule. Should be a great game tonight and I only hope that Robotman wins the Fantasy Football this year. Good luck bro. Who will be the Four Horseman at the end of the year? Will be it be Drew, Eli, Brett and Payton this year? Oooo shit, it's going to be a great season. Have fun everyone!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Well Pachanga (as Luis Guzman AKA:My Dad) is in town and I've been having to slept him all around. He is pretty cool, but can sometime be a pain in the ass. I guess he deserves to be a pain since all the pain I caused him in my early years. He's been pretty cool, so far we have watched one movie, drank 2 brews. Today we've chilled watched border wars and Locked up abroad. Tonight he will babysit for 2 hours while we visit some friends. Tomorrow, we are getting up at 4:30 AM so that i can take him to his sisters house and they are taking off to see my Grandmother up north. De pinga brother! They Saturday morning, I will be driving 5 hours up north to meet up with him. So as you can see my week is pretty much fucked with all the running around that I will do. Come on Sept 30th, why is Time taking so long??!!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
For Labor Day who else for your morning stiffy but the hardest working girl in show business, Pam Anderson. I'd still fuck her with the hepatitis or whatever she's got. That Barb Wire flick is one of my guilty pleasures. Super campy but her tits and ass look exceptional. I have the day off today and will be getting my fantasy football teams ready, which I will post about soon and by the way is about 1000 times cooler and more fun than my job. Hope you all have a chilled Labor Day.
Here with a song for the working man, from one of the bands from our upcoming Robo-Saco reunion, Megadeth.....What do you mean I don't pay my bills?......Peace Sells.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
For today's sermon Father Ozzy brings us "The Writ". Sometimes you just gotta say fuck you. All the bills, mortgages, traffic tickets, all the fucking legal bullshit, you just gotta say fuck you. By the time Sabbath was at the sixth album there had already been lawsuits and a bunch of other legal problems with the band. These hassles led them to write The Writ, one of my favorite Sab songs. Listen here for "Blow on the Jug" hidden ending originally on the song.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Who said Tall chicks aren't beautiful. Today was all about our favorite tall friend from San Francisco, which inspired me to write about the beast. She is one amazing chick, super tall, thick as hell and a super sweet and beautiful face. If she would go to Studio 54, she would definitely get cornered by the RoboSaco Team! Most tall chicks are super cool to hang with, probably cause they are so confident with themselves. Get a small chick to hang with you and she is all shy, timid and embarrased all the time.
Tall chicks are loud, outgoing and love to get fucked majorly hard. Small chicks will make ugly faces when you're banging them, like it hurts too much. Tall chicks will crack up and tell you to smack them around and fuck them harder. Small Chick is constantly asking you "are you cuming yet, are you cuming yet?" Hurry up it hurts. Fuck that! I want to have fun. I want to play twister in crisco oil with a tall bitch. That to me is super fun! Do shots smoke weed and get majorly banged!
Alright, enough said. I got chubber talking about tall chicks! LMAO! Come one guys, tall adventurous Chick or small petite salad eating chick? I know my choice! We're not alone my friends.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Reservation has been confirmed and on my way to Hump this beautiful ass on the Beaches of Miami. WOW!!! I can wait to reunite with Robotman and have a blast. Hopefully he has the mean green and we can laugh to the wee hours. I hope to at least have one day down by the beach so I can compare Cali ass from FL ass. I want to see who is more stacked. LOL!! All I'm going to do is sweat bullets anyway!