Back to Work Tuesday

Sucks. I hate everyone. Slayer with the classic Verbal Abuse cover. I Hate You.

Sunday Sabbath (Tax Edition)

Well Obama is looking to repeal the Bush tax cuts for the "wealthy". Thing is wealthy to Purple Lips is a family of 4 making more than $68k a year, 3% increase for you. His hand of doom may as well be pushing smack in my veins cause he's fucking killing me. It's bad enough I'm a corporate slave, now this fucker wants even more of my cash to give to the lazy.

Here is Sabbath. Hand of Doom. I think I prefer this version to Obama's.

Government Motors

GM sucks my balls. Even though new Camaro looks bad-ass, do not buy cars form these fucking retards unless you get a credit of all the tax you paid in your life which they pissed away. Here is my original post on this bullshit and below a recent Dow Jones article. Un-fucking real, shit pisses me off.

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DETROIT -(Dow Jones)- General Motors Co. said Wednesday that it lost $4.3 billion in the second half of 2009 in the first official accounting of GM's balance sheet since the company emerged from bankruptcy.

The post-bankruptcy GM reported $57.5 billion in revenue for the July 10 through Dec. 31 period. That compared with $46.8 billion for the first half of the year for so-called old GM.

"We are building the foundation that will allow us to return to public ownership," Chris Liddell, GM vice chairman and chief financial officer, said in a statement. "Completing fresh-start accounting is an important step in that process."

The figures are based on so-called fresh-start accounting that applies to the company after exiting Chapter 11, which required GM to adjust debts and assets of its global operations to reflect their fair-market value.

Before GM can hold a public stock offering to pay of the U.S. government's $50 billion investment in the company, it needs a balance sheet that adheres to federal accounting standards.

GM had $136 billion in assets at the end of 2009. The former GM had $91 billion in assets at the end of 2008.

America Grounded

Fucking Purple Lips pissing me off again. Cancels the Moon Program.

Born in 1967 my early years were all about the Apollo Program, I drank Tang, wanted a space pen, and was born and bred on Star Trek. Probably one of the factors that led me to serve in the USAF. Apart form all the advance this program could bring, I'm not sure how this will affect or delay future space tourism, but it certainly won't help. I was hoping that in my twilight years there would be an affordable senior citizen tour or even low-g retirement homes with some mean hydroponic space-kush and a strip club .

So, sadly, the following will remain the last words spoken on the moon for quite some time...

Apollo 17 astronaut Eugene Cernan on surface the moon:

Bob, this is Gene, and I'm on the surface; and, as I take man's last step from the surface, back home for some time to come - but we believe not too long into the future - I'd like to just (say) what I believe history will record. That America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. And, as we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind. "Godspeed the crew of Apollo 17."

The last words before liftoff (that are debatable but very cool).

Cernan: "Let's get this mother out of here."

That last quote is the same way I feel about Obama. Shit sucks. I am The Robotman

Monday Babe

Congratulations to Beyonce for winning six Grammy awards last night. Actually the real congratulations are for still having a smoking juicy ass and nice tits. I am surprised she has kept it together this long as the fat gene is very present. Soon it's Oprah time for you. Meanwhile her boyfriend/husband, whatever the fuck he is, Jay-Z is pissing me off. Stupid fuck thinks he is like "Che Guevara" and yet Che was a murdering racist. Read a book dude. And in his little Empire song with that ho Alicia Keys he says he made the Yankee cap more famous than the Yankees. Idiot.

Obama Report Card- 1 year later

An honest analysis. First check out my inauguration review from last year.

I just did my Turbotax and after all is said and done I am paying about $3k more in taxes this year and I make nowhere near $250k and the same as I made last year. I really need more of my own money as my oldest is starting college this year. Fucking sucks big time.

I never expected the government to own the nations largest automaker. Now he wants to tax the banks who paid back the money but not AIG, Fanny Freddy, GM, etc.

The Healthcare Bill is just more welfare to system already rampant with fraud and abuse and will end up costing regular actual taxpayers in the end in the way of additional costs or diminished services.

More of the same old backroom shenanigans that have been typical Washington which he claimed was not him before he was elected.

As far as the wars he was handed I think he has done OK. Bush fucked it up by not listening to McCain sooner. The shoot to kill order on the Somali Pirates was awesome.

I give him a D+, and am sure McCain would have done much better. Extra credit available. If he legalizes it nationally, he can go up 2 grades.

I am the Robotman.

True Colors

It came out that Harry Reid, who is currently robbing us blind and recently outed racist piece of shit, had some remarks about Obama in 2008, here is the quote:

"The country is ready for a black president – particularly a "light-skinned" one "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

He now apologizes:

"I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words. I sincerely apologize for offending any and all Americans, especially African-Americans for my improper comments"

Later Saturday, Obama accepted Reid's apology "without question" because he'd known him for so many years. "I have seen the passionate leadership he's shown on issues of social justice and I know what's in his heart," Obama said in a written statement. "As far as I am concerned, the book is closed."

What a nice happy fucking family, imagine a GOP member had said that. Holy shit. McCain just called him "that one" and they wanted to crucify him. They should be calling for Reid's resignation. All Obama wants is to pass his fucked up Welfare Care Bill and will accept a racist as Senate majority leader. Sad. Truly sad. Harry, let me use my Jersey Cuban dialect...

Get the fuck outta here you fucking carapinga.

I am the Robotman and I'm pissed.

Trump Monday

Well, it's our final Babe of the Week of this year, and Ivanka Trump can thank her mom, Ivana for the honor. Since Ivana is an wrinkly old hag I can't use her picture. Seems granny was upset that kids where making noise on a plane, and she had a bigger tantrum than the kids and had to be escorted off said plane in Florida. I've never been on a fucking plane without annoying kids and stuck up old ladies, so it sounds like a typical flight to me and preferable than having a terrorist madman on your flight. Stupid Cunt. Stayed tuned for my final post of the year tomorrow and Sacapapa's announcement of our Babe of the Year this week. Since my vacation is over and I have to work this week, here is Slayer with a message to the fake ass useless fuckers in my office.

Two and a Half Pimp Slaps

Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas Eve for slapping his wife or something (allegedly, hehe). Looks like Denise Richards wasn't lying that he is a crazy fucker. The main reason I am even posting about this is because his current wife, Brooke Mueller has a very nice set of Tatas (above) and Charlie was in some cool movies, Wall Street and Platoon being two great ones. Below, a shotgun, Vietnam style.

Sad Reality

Looks like the insane Healthcare Reform Bill will pass after some sweetheart deals for a few Senators. Click here for John McCain's opinion on this and a few facts. Since John McCain is old and ugly, I used a picture of his daughter Meghan McCain and her lovely breasts.

Below, since I don't know why Sacopapa posted on my day yesterday and I don't know how they passed that fucked up welfare care, here are Ozzy and Randy with I Don't know.

Sunday Sabbath

That's one promise I hope old purple lips keeps. It took him long enough to listen to McCain, let's hope it's not to late. For this week's sermon we have Cake with the Sabbath classic.

Welfare Christmas

The lastest on the government owned, bailed out, and bankrupt GM corporation is that they are closing yet another brand, Saab. Buy Ford. If the bailouts (corporate welfare) weren't bad enough, new welfare handouts were passed disguised as the jobs bill and the seemingly soon to pass mind-boggling Welfare, ah I mean Health Care Reform bill. So now not only must my son owe thousands in student loans while others go to college free on my dime, now he may be forced to buy health insurance or be fined, while the "grant" kid gets healthcare on my dime. Shit is fucked. Hard work and earning your way is the toilet paper Obama and his cronies are wiping their asses with. If you can't afford college, tough shit, work hard so your kids can go to college. That's how it use to work. As a war veteran and son of US loving hard working immigrant parents I am disgusted. Land of the free and home of the free loaders. Fucked up. With welfare fraud and abuse out of control, to add more layers is preposterous and irresponsible. I remember as a little kid walking home form school cause my parents where working while free lunch kid's dad picked him up in a Cadillac. It's Jimmy Carter all over again.

Death and Taxes

I did a quick Turbotax preview today and discovered I am royally fucked. Thanks Obama. Don't really feel like writing much. This song is all that comes to mind.

Meetings about Meetings

Earlier this week I was at a meeting about meetings (MAM) at work in which people discuss which meeting they had or will be attended since the last MAM , and remembered a piece I wrote about meetings last year for My Wife Hates Me. Here is an edited version, all still 100% unbelievable yet true.

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They really love to have meetings where I work. I work for a fairly large foreign company with offices all over the world, and don’t know 100% if it’s particular to them, same in Corporate USA, or it’s just company culture but they really, really, like to have meetings. Budget meetings, product meetings, inventory meetings, HR meetings, formal meetings, informal meetings, video conference meetings, security meetings, staff meetings, birthday cake meetings, the list is just really endless. There are hundreds of different types of meetings. There are smaller meetings to plan for the bigger meetings. It’s truly a miracle any work even gets done with all these meetings. This doesn’t even include major company events, which requires multiple meetings that are held about the upcoming event.

There are also these really weird meetings called "brainstorming meetings”, if you have never been to one, I hope you never do, and if you have, I’m so very sorry. Usually the guys that need a punch in the face and says "synergy" alot talk the most at these, and annoying chicks that talk fast also like these meetings very much. (My company USA HQ in NJ, so there is no shortage of the latter). At the HQ in Jersey all they do is have meetings. The whole fucking place, like 800 people including top brass can be eliminated and substituted by a weekly e-mail from Tokyo. The company would save millions. I have yet to openly suggest this at a meeting. I’m biding my time on that one.

I was at my most recent meeting, wintergreen Tic Tacs in hand (between the light shaking sounds of the container and a refreshing Tic Tac in your mouth at all times, it’s much harder to fall asleep). It was a four hour Building and Cubicle Security and Safety meeting with a guest speaker old lady reading a power point presentation out loud word for word, like I can’t read. Fucking Romper Room. If I didn’t know personally, I would think this was a fictional event. We had a pre-meeting for this with the whole office like 2 days before and had a team of 4 people, which thankfully I was not part of, have of a bunch of prep meetings for this fucking thing. Seems having a case of bottled water, doughnuts, and a projector is fucking mission impossible.

After it was over, still dizzy from the incessant cackle of this old hag, I am reminded by some nitwit about the product meeting in five minutes, so we can discuss some new product that does the same shit as the last one. Gotta pay that mortgage somehow. I am the Robotman.

Babe of the Week

Hehe, who else for today. After beating her husband, Tiger Woods, with a golf club and making him cry like a bitch and crash his Escalade into a tree like a pussy, Swedish bombshell Elin Nordegren Woods earns her place in Robotman history. Why does Tiger even have neighbors that close, fucking guy is a Billionaire. He should live on an estate where you can fight with your wife in peace and crash into your own trees. Hehe. Below a couple of pics of the Ho Tiger was banging on the side that pissed Elin off. Man this is going to be an expensive divorce if she decides to bail. Hehe.

Snake Oil Saturday

If the Health Care plan wasn't bad enough, now they found a way to raise taxes on honest hard workers and small businesses without passing legislation to raise taxes. Here is the article from the Wall Street Journel no less. I can only hope the sheep are waking up. I can't believe so many people bought the bullshit last year.

Lame Tuesday

Dilbert really hits the spot somedays. Great fucking strip. Today I have 2 meetings, which all they do is delay me from completing reports that they assigned to me at other meetings. It is a retarded yet wicked circle of uselessness. I don't know what they do with the reports I send, as they certainly are not taking any of my suggestions or analysis. Whatever. Below from classic film, Office Space, with another thing that delays me from doing actual work, the fucking office birthday cake and the fakeness that goes along with it.

Sorry Obama

Hey Obama, you and Oprah should have stayed home and saved taxpayer money, just like your bid for Public Healthcare for the USA will fail so did the bid for Chicago to host the Olympics in 2016. Anyway by 2016 you will be a footnote in history and can hang out with Jimmy Carter if he hasn't croaked yet. Oh yeah, and owners of Saturn Dealers and Workers want to send a special thanks for the shaft they got. GM company business units should have been broken up and sold in the free market according to merit, not government intervention and aquision of selected GM holdings. Unreal. Saturn had a good dealer network and a strong core customer base. Buy Ford.

On my final note, congratulations to one of our favorite cities, Rio De Janiero for winning their bid for the 2016 Olympics. All I have to say is Robot-Saco Roadtrip 2016!

Free Lunch

In theory, health care for those who cannot take care of themselves is noble and morally correct. Unfortunatley Welfare Fraud and Abuse is worse than ever. While regulating and cracking down on the insurance companies is overdue, a Public Health option is preposterous and irresponsible. We need to work to control fraud before we open the floodgates on another bureauctatic, loophole filled system. People are not honest when it comes to getting free money and stuff. It goes for individuals, farmers, and corporations. Obama already tricked us and nationalized GM. Let's not go down this road. Look at all the ACORN bullshit. Hopefully the Sheep wake up.

Below on a lighter note, when truth and fiction collide, it's Cheech and Chong at the Welfare Office.

Back to School with Obama?

Today is Obama's school speech. Everyone do what you want, but at least know your children's school policy on the Obama speech and the assignments they may receive. If you know any Cubans, ask them about the Castro's schools Pioneros program. Hearts and minds. Below my favorite Castro speech ever.