This will be my last post for a bit, not sure how long. A lot of shit going on personally and also I'm looking down the road looking into other projects on Google+ for the future, and possibly even another collaboration with the SugarKing. Who knows what the future holds. Robotman Out!
I don't get it. I guess I'm glad Iran released those dopey hiker guys. These guys have fucking zero common sense and lived in some kind of Utopian liberal college bubble. Idiots. If someone asked me something very dangerous and stupid to do, I'd tell them to choose a war torn and politically volatile area, then go "hiking" near the border of another assfuck enemy country. Get the fuck outta here. Of all the places to go "hiking"- near Iran. The most basic rule of survival and safety is AVOID POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS SITUATIONS/AREAS. While they were at it, why didn't they go to Somalia or Afghanistan or just jump off the George Washington Bridge which is actually less stupid than what they did. They need to listen to Father Dave who will be doing our Sunday Sermon this week.
Congratulations to Mariano Rivera, future hall of famer, five time World Series Champion, and the greatest closer in the history of baseball for breaking the all time saves record today with 602. What else can you say.
What a week! Finally over, thank god!! Shit dragged this entire week. Hopefully next week I can book some orders instead of continous quotes. Today we have the super fine hippie chick with the nice bud. I was listening to Jimmy this afternoon when I was picking up mojonsita, so it's the perfect picture. Are you experienced? I ammmm!. Have a great weekend and good luck Blvd East Weedman! Smoke'em if you got'em.
This is one of the nicest ass I have ever seen. I wonder who she is, there was no name and I found her on some SNM site. Butt of course this means she's probably some school teacher. Damn, the lucky fuck that had the pleasure of taking this awesome pic! I need some strange pussy to keep me from looking at all these hot bitches. Somethings will never change. I would love to stripsearch this hot ho. Enjoy this evening and tomorrow with the last day of the week, get ready to party. Fucking tired as hell, but got to keep going. Smoke'em if you got'em.
Not a good way to start the season, and against the sucky Redskins to boot. I guess Eli was looking at the Redskins Cheerleader tits to much yesterday and the defense was out of it. I also have Eli as my Fantasy QB on the Weedmen, so now I must wait for the outcome of tonight's games, it's gonna be close.
I'm staying home from work today as I have the massive shits and I'm sick of the shit. Here is Ozzy with the Robotman theme for Giant losses.
Today while you enjoying you family, football, food, and your freedom, say a prayer, have a drink, or both for all that lost their lives that fateful day. The NFL will be doing all kinds of remembrances today. Go Big Blue.
Thanks to Sacopapa for his great posts earlier this week in honor of 9/11.
I still say we bring all our troops back, and if anyone pulls any shit, any country even remotely responsible gets an Electric Funeral.
I can't believe it's been ten years since those 19 smelly fucking Arabs pulled this shit. I could have never imagined. And still now 10 years later we are fighting half ass wars due to political correctness and pussifcation when we should have annihilated the whole region and took the oil ages ago. Fucking enough of this horseshit.Time to bring all the troops worldwide back to the US to protect our fucking southern border and take care of the USA and fuck everyone else for a few decades. As our forefathers warned, don't tread on me. Even though this is the album when Metallica started kinda sucking, it fits well.
2 more days and everyone around the World will be remembering the fallen heroes of 911. I'm sure sundays NFL games will be huge a remembrance for 911. You will see tons of people crying and shit. It's good that everyone can remember this as part of American History. Today I share some of the 911 moments caught on tape. Enjoy and God Bless America the beautiful...
With 9/11 just three days away, I'm going to dedicate the last two days of post to the Fallen Heroes of 9/11. May God have mercy on their souls and punish the responsible pussies that assisted in this disaster. It makes me mad because I was inside the towers 13 days before it happened. I still remember working there right after highschool and before I took off to the Army. I used to be a dispatcher for the Annex Construction. Anyway, this video is dedicated to 9/11, although the music is kind of gay (Jewel) we can never forget.
My wife and daughter left early today to spend the day with friends. That means smoking weed in the house and loud Metal!! Kinda reminds me of when my parents used to leave the house for a day back in the early 80's. Today's babe is one of my 80's favorites, the sweet Lisa Bonet. No one will change me. Ever.
All rainy out and feeling kinda blue this Saturday. At least it's a long weekend. Been on a Blue Cheer trip since yesterday. Here is their version of the Stones hit Satisfaction. Killer version. They where kinda Metal Hippies before Sabbath turned hard rock inside out. I use to love Olivia D'abo as the hippie sister in the Wonder Years.
Sweet Ass is what we like. If I ever hit the lotto, Spain is on the list. Love those fucking horny ho's. Looks like we are off tomorrow, so I will be taking the kids to Ragin Waters to see some young puntang. The ho's there all wear bikinis. I feel weird checking out all the 17 year olds there, but I can't help it! Long weekend and mass projects to accomplish. I'm feeling like I need to pull a Johnny Blade in town this weekend! Smoke'em if you got'em.
Looks like the Northeast survived the hurricane. I think there are more on the way before the end of the season. Man do I miss Jackie Guerrido and her booming tits and ass telling us about the storms here in South Florida. On another note, but continuing the Storm theme, I was turned on to this band just this weekend. Ukrainian Stoner Doom Metal. Stoned Jesus (great name) with Stormy Monday.
I'm waiting to get the Avengers movies on Blu-ray so I haven't seen Thor or Captain America yet. I thought it was cool when I found this screencap with Tony Stark wearing the Sabbath Never Say Die shirt. From that very album here is Swinging the Chains with great Bill Ward on vocals.
Awww, if only Hot Tub time Machine was the real thing. This post is dedicated to the past Ho's that I wished I could of banged! There are so many that come to mind. I just wished I could of been a bit wiser back in the day. I let so many slip from my hand due to inexperience. You know never know when they may come back around again. This time I will not let that happen. This time they are going to go down like a sack of potatoes. This time it will be the real thing!!
Ok. The day has arrived. I'm on NFL information overload. My Fantasy Football League draft is tonight. Above distressed Boulevard East Weedmen Brazilian cheerleaders hoping for a good draft and a chance to meet the owner, Robotman. Wish me luck bitches. With my 5th pick I will go best available running back forsaking Chris Johnson for acting like a bitch. The Weedmen will be running free...
Happy RUMP day!! Enjoy this nice ass for hump day. This week is halfway down and I can't wait for Friday to get here. Seems like an eternity lately with work. Shit just drags. I think I need to take my old ass back to school. Don't know yet.
The only good thing that I'm looking forward to is chilling with my buddy Robotman this year. I can't wait to get on the plane and start pounding bloody mary's all the way down there. I need to have a good time again.
Anyway, like ACDC says, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll!!
For the last 24 hours rumors have been all over the internet of a Sabbath reunion. Iommi is on the season debut of That Metal show on Aug 20 adding to the speculation. But alas Tony Iommi's website stated the following earlier today:
Black Sabbath Re-Union Speculation 16th August 2011
Black Sabbath Re-Union
I'm saddened that a Birmingham journalist whom I trusted has chosen this point in time to take a conversation we had back in June and make it sound like we spoke yesterday about a Black Sabbath reunion.
At the time I was supporting the Home of Metal exhibition was merely speculating shooting the breeze on something all of us get asked constantly "Are you getting back together?"
Thanks to the internet it's now gone round the world as some sort of "official" statement on my part, absolute nonsense. I hope he's enjoyed his moment of glory, he won't have another at my expense.
To my old pals, Ozzy, Geezer and Bill, sorry about this, I should have known better.
All the best,Tony
I'm still holding a candle that the are still finalizing shit and did not want to officially announce it.
Above the lovely breasted Eva Green for your Monday wake-up. She was recently in the mediocre Camelot Series. I noticed her again cause my Father-in-Law continues movie madness and was watching the very cool 2006 version 007 Casino Royale. Her tits are all over that movie. Chris Cornell does the title song for it.
All good with the father-in-law visit. The only thing thats sucks is I have to wait till he is sleeping or showering to spark. My wife doesn't want him to know even though we slam Jack and Cokes and he smoke cigarettes like a fiend. Guy would probably love a joint and a trip to Tootsies. Instead we are taking my father-in-law to a 3 hour Riverboat Junglecruise in Ft. Lauderdale today. Speaking of 3 hour cruises, even though everyone now says they prefer Maryann, I'm still a Ginger man myself. It use to kill me that she would be all over him and Gilligan would be all avoiding her. Fucking guy. Anyway today we shall be Children of the Sea.
My Pops-in-Law is visiting from Costa Rica for a few days. The dude loves watching movies on my big screen when he comes over, his favorite are American 70's action movies with guns, cars, and chicks, but loves over the top action movies overall. He went nuts when I showed him shit like Machete and Deathproof. Fucking guy is in movie heaven. Plus he kinda likes the nonstop Jack and Cokes and 70's icon Angie Dickinson above.
Fucking Broke and it's not getting any better. Fucking times are hard and there is no extra cash laying around to even have fun. De pinga! Purple lips is making shit hard for everyone right now. Not sure what is going to happen with this country. May need to start looking at other Countries to live. Fucking hate this feeling, I need to fucking shake a leg and look for more cash somewhere!
Free at last, free at last, freee at last!! What a week, shit is not getting any better. De pinga with the Gov't, work, personal issues and mainly with all the dicks that revolve around your life. Fuck, wishing I would of gone to Brazil right after high school. I keep saying it over and over, "I need to hit the lotto!". Someday, I guess it's just not my turn. Big day tomorrow for Saco Jr, wish him luck. Then after the Black Belt test, we are taking his ass with his buddy over to Gameworks. This place is a fucking mad house for video game junkies. Should be fun for all the hard work they've put in. Anyway, going to open a cold beer now and chill. Like George would say in Seinfeld, "Serenty Now!". I'm not a number I'm a free man!!
Well, 3 more days and Saco Jr will officially become First Dan Black Belt. Sensei fucking Malanga Jr. Shit seems pretty funny right now, but in a few years when little fuckers start to pick on him in school, they are going to get the surprise of their lives. Little nigga is looking real good. His weapon forms is looking real sharp and his Kata forms like a real Black Belt. Crazy to think that he is only 9 with all that experience. After that he will continue in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and he has just now joined a new school where they are learning the first stages of real MMA fighting. The training consist of 3 hours of Judo, Boxing, Wresting, Jiu-jitsu and Kick Boxing. Fuck, if only I had been that lucky when I was little. The way we learned was by getting your ass kicked on 59st and learning how to defend yourself. That was the school of hard knocks for us. Anyway, please keep him in your mind for Saturday at 12:00 PM PST. I will end up posting a video of his graduation for all the viewers to enjoy. In the mean time, here is POD doing school of hard knocks! Enjoy.
Between Purple Lips scheming with my tax money and Monday staring at me in the face I want to keep it simple this week and avoid the corporate horseshit as much as possible. There may be a change brewing that may get me out of the corporate office. Not holding my breath but you never know.
I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fanatic but I have one of their greatest hits album and this tune is one of my favorites.
It's very sad about Amy Winehouse. I totally dug her 70's groove and not give a shit attitude. She wasn't kidding about the No Rehab shit at all. May she rest in peace. With the stuff she left recorded and and her live shows they will be releasing tons her music for years. She was also quite proud of her boob job. Here she is on her first US TV appearance on Letterman.
Our teenage years are a source of great memories for Saco and I, and with my kids I have been beside myself during their teens. But really things don't change. Look at James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause and listen to Lady Gaga's great performance of the teenage angst anthem "Hair" she did Howard Stern to see how it's all the same then, the 80's, now, and tomorrow. Gaga is actually very talented and should drop the disco crap.
Can you fucking believe it?! They made a remake of the classic planet of the apes. The previews look fucking cool! I can't wait to see it. The animators of Avatar are involved with this movie so it should be very cool.
Friday, what a fucking week! Shit has been super slow business wise. Right now, we are gearing up for Saco Jr's Black Belt Test on July 30th. He has been working very hard and shows signs of Black Belt status. Wish him luck as his test is no fucking joke. Damn, 9 years old and a first degree Black Belt. He must have some really good fucking caring parents to deal with this shit for the past 5 1/2 years. Anyway, as the title of this post says, RISE!!! Here is our douchebag buddy Phil doing Rise! Enjoy and smoke'em if you got'em.
I recently purchased the new Mortal Kombat for my PS3. After a bunch of sucky titles over the last 15 years they robooted the franchise and went old school style fighting and all the old characters with a modern look and feel. Great fucking game and I got it on sale last week. Reminds me of playing MK Trilogy on the Nintendo 64 with Robot Jr. back in the mid 90's.
Now it's time to hit the Orange Crush and then I will bring the Hand of Doom down upon my opponents.....
Well, we made it through another week in hell. It's time to party your ass off! Above is Lady Gaga's sweet ass and she looks like she's ready to party. Nice ass ho! I would have never expected it. I think this weekend calls for wine, steaks and mass partying. I think we deserve it for all the shit we put up on a daily basis. Wife, kids, bosses, co-workers, friends and the fucking animals. Damn, had I known it was going to be this difficult when I was 15, I would have prepared a little better. Oh well se la ve. I just wanna rock n roll all night and party every day. Have an awesome weekend and we'll catch you on the flip side!
Ask me about my day today. Bad fish last night had me going all day long. I think I just passed the final stages of that fucked fish up my ass. Damn, all those shits have me drained. Catch up with you tomorrow. Feeling like the Spirit in black went through me!
Oh man, Robosaco house of love is on the constant PROWL! Nothing better than a hot smoking chick with big fat tits. The way I see it, if you work at RSHL (RoboSaco House of Love) the first requirement is big fat tits. Every now and then we'll let you slide in with small tits only if you have a hot smoking ass. Ex: This would be reviewed by the bosses for approval.
In other news, I'm back from vacation. Meaning I'm back to my shitty life. I just wanted to point out the hot smoking hot chick at the top. Today's post has no pun intended. Dale leche al bebe....
The Space Shuttle Atlantis is now in space for the final shuttle program mission docking and delivering tons of shit to the space station. The USA's accomplishments in space are second to done. A country of pioneers and visionaries.
Thanks to King Purple Lips, we won't be accomplishing much in space if he has his way. NASA and space exploration is one of the few things I don't mind my hard earned tax dollars going to support. Fucking Purple Lips. One day we will return to the Void.
The King of New York. As he seals his place in Yankee history and the MLB Hall of Fame this afternoon reaching 3000 career hits. It has been incredible to see this guys career from the start. Old school ball player. Of course Derek Jeter is also immediately accepted into the Robotman Hall of Fame for this herculean feat, and if that wasn't enough, just looked a t the stable of hoes he has banged.
Sweet Asian ass. There is nothing like it in the world. I don't have much to report as Summer is here and dealing with Saco Jr and Mojonsita. Time is going by real quick and trying to enjoy every minute with the kids. Looking forward to a little RNR this coming week. Today is blazzing and feeling like there is a Hole in the sky and the sun is burning the shit out of us. Smoke'em if you got'em.
Game of Thrones finishes off the first season with a bang. The hot blonde naked with three baby dragons on her body and yet her sweet perky boobs exposed. Nice. I won't go deep into the show as there is like a gazillion reviews and different levels of geekdom discussion boards due to the books also being out and spoilers and shit all over the internet. I will say GOT is already in my top ten all time tv shows. One of my favorite characters on the show is Jon Snow, the bastard. For this reason and because in 1983Vince Neil kinda looks like a Targaryen, here is Motley Crue.
There has been tons of cool TV dads over the years, but the one on my new favorite show, Game of Thrones, Eddard Stark, is the man. If you haven't seen this show your missing out. The books are also awesome.
Today my aunt is making a lunch for me and my Pops which should be cool, Robo Jr. sent me a nice text last night, and my wife and daughter (the Furor and Fashion Show) got me nice cards and a pair of sweet Nikes.
On Sabbath's Never Say Die album, supposedly Junior's Eye's is about Ozzy's dad who passed away before the record. Here is Zack Wylde's bands very cool cover of that song. Long Live Ned Stark.
Verizon SUCKS BIG, SWEATY, SMELLY HAIRY DONKEY BALLS! After only using their services for 4 business days, they have sent me a final bill of $151.54. So now I'm on the phone with a purple lip trying to hash this shit out. Fucking big waste of time. Verizon is the wicked world of telecom. They can definitely put you through the ringer! Fuck'em!
Sweet Thursday, Pops is gone and everything is back to normal. Love the guy, but he can be a pain in the ass when it comes to telling me what to do around the house. I tried to ask the old man if he wanted to smoke and he passed on it. He was very cool about the situation, I was actually shocked. Anyway, we did end up drinking a ton of beers and mass wine while he was here. His grand kids were in hog heaven and they had a ton of fun with Grandpa. My dad is now back in Jersey (Home Sweet Home). Now back to the regular grind and back to the same old shit. I actually got into a screaming fight with the old lady last night. So it's business as usual around the Sacopapa roach motel. Tomorrow is Friday and then the weekend party. I can't wait! Until then smoke'm if you Got'em.