I'm taking a few vacation days next week. Thank Buddha! (I just don't thank that fat fucker enough, no Buddhists blowing up buildings and planes and shit). Some nice NY Strips this weekend, football, wine, weed, and the Turkey-day food and alcohol bonanza at my house all on the agenda for the week. Some good medicine for the mind and soul. Take it from Dr. Robo. I'd probably go the the regular doctor more if they had stripper nurses.
We get there kind of early and proceed to go have drinks at hooters. This turned into a fucking drinking bindge and horny toad fest. Roboman is out of control! The chicks were insanely hot at Hooter. Thank god for for Hooters, those Ho's know how to start a party. The concert was one of the best shows ever! Even though Antrax set was short. We thought they were better than Megadeath and Slayer. Slayer ended the show on a great note! Fucking insane concert. Sorry about your pinky Robotman, there was no need for you to fuck it up. The pit was sick and you should of not gone in.
I've been around the States and have seen a ton of Strip Bars. Let me tell you Tootsies in Miami has to be by far #1 in my books. 152 hot ladies walking around at any given time of the day. They were all so beautiful and so loving. At one particular point, I really thought about getting divorced and moving to South Beach. There were chicks from all around the world. With the help of my buddy Robo, he was able to introduce me to a Sweet Siberian Tiger. Wow as soon as I heard that Russian accent, I was behind closed curtains faster than a squirrel getting a nut. This Tiger was one of the hottest chicks ever. The best part is that she loved getting called Bad Girl in Russian(plohaya devochka)while I had her on my lap smacking the shit out of her ass! That was insane! I won't go into details of what happened Afterwards but it was a super sweet and happy ending.
Well, I'm only 24 hours from departing to Florida. I hope I get to have a nice Cuban Sandwich while I'm there. This week has been a pain in the ass with work. I'm on a personal goal to sign up 10 customers within 30 days so I can collect 25K in revenew. This means a nice fat check for X-Mas. 16 year old Saco would have told me to fuck off and drive to NYC for a bag of dust.
Stormy weather approaches Florida, I hope it doesn't rain on Sunday for the concert. If it does, even better. Nice wet perky nips all around us! So looking forward to seeing Antrax and Megadeath. Should be an awesome time.
Well, if you don't hear from me next Wednesday is because I died at the concert! Jejejeje. Naw, keep you guys posted next week. Until then, smokem if you gottem.
FOX, PLEASE BRING BACK "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN"!!!!
This town is full of mass hot tail! I can't wait to chill by the beach all day long. I have packed my cooler full of beer and half a case of wine. I expect to be fucked up all day long. I'm also bringing my Bose radio and the 80GB IPOD. I shall make this a chilled 4 days at the beach. I hope there will be nothing but hot ass hos at the pool. This will give me great banging material for Queen Sheeba. I've been looking forward to getting out of town for a while. Shit is too hectic and the weather has been Blazzing Hot. Anyway, I will be back on Sunday and back to reality once again. Saco Jr starts school on Monday the 30th and I go back to being a chump once again. Hopefully Saco Jr has a hot teacher like last year. Man she was very hot!! Enough said, packing the truck and we are out bitches!! Later, smokem if you gottem.
Had to post this video as school start soon. I used to love this video when it first came out. All time favoite!
