Exactly, no words can describe this beauty. She is the major lounge queen! This Singaporean-Chinese and Portuguese heritage Ho has to be one of the finest and will be a candidate for End of the year babe. No doubt about it! Anyway, long weekend coming up and everyone hopefully can just chill. I know we will here. The above ground pool is ready for the kids and the grill is going to be running all weekend. I've been looking forward to a long weekend for a while now. Anyway enjoy and steal way tonight!
Give it up for spain! Man those ho's are built like Mac Trucks. Leticia Z is one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen. With that body, I would never be seen in public. Seriously man! I think I would be nasty enough to eat her shit. Damn, that is fucking nasty! She for sure has looks that kill...
Well Friday ended in a good note. I was able to book $1000.00 for 36 months. Plus the beautiful Isabela Fontana with her awesome body and cum on my face look. I love this chick, she is smoking hot! Anyway, going to a 40th birthday party tonight and plan on getting trashed. Bought my buddy an old folks walker as a gag gift. Can't wait to see the look on his face when he opens the big ass box. Jejejejeje. Alright Ho's, I will catch you next week. As always smoke'em if you got'em. I'm broken!
Fucking week from hell is finally over. I finally got all my personal billing issues taken care of. This includes, my internet services, Cable services at home, Verizon assholes, and my Dog's Medical bills. Fucking seems like hamster wheel with all the turmoil. Eventually this shit has got to get better. When will that happen? Who fucking knows. I think that once you become an Adult and go on your own, you're basically fucked till you Die. I'm currently thinking of ways to make side cash. As always there is mass red tape involved and I will probably fail at it. Keep you posted on that.
This weekend is Mother's Day. So I wish all the Mother's a Happy Day and all the lazy fucking Dad's, will do something nice for them. They put up with a ton of our shit, so it's just right to do something nice for them. I will probably get some flowers, card, Wine, Steaks, get her ass drunk and then mass dick for desert.
Yes Yes Yes!!! This chick just can't keep out of the limelight spot! LAPD last night had a search warrant for her house. She apparantly quote unquote "Borrowed" a $2500.00 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice. She said today that the store clerk let her borrow it. Yeah right, probably high on coke and was like " That shit is nice!" Jejejejeje, she pulled a Carlitos Way.
Smoke'em if you Got'em and today I take you out with Upon a Burning Body. P.S. Massive Juicy Tits
Joining us on Anniversary week is "Bayside Hooter babe with the nice and juicy ass". Click here for her story.
Last July me and Saco cracked up big time about the Mel Gibson going nuts tapes. Fucking guy is awesome. The crazy tapes added to his previous drunken arrest were he talked shit about Jews to the cops and called a lady sugar-tits at the police station. I mean besides entertaining me with the incredible Mad Max Series, Braveheart, and other movies, this shit is bonus free entertainment. In the crazy screaming tapes he call his wife a little communist bitch and tons of other ultra- hilarious wackiness. You couldn't make this shit up. I wish this motherfucker was my friend on Facebook.
Here is my original post with links to the recordings of Mel going berzerk. Comedy Gold. I wonder if Mel keeps a diary. Ozzy and Randy will take me out until I recap on Saturday, as the rest of the week belongs to the real Madman, Sacopapa.
As I mentioned earlier this week, I had jury duty and I was actually picked for the first time ever. It was a DWI case for this young chick. Very sloppy case presented by the state. Anyway no verdict was reached as coincidentally all the guys voted not guilty and the ladies voted guilty. Deadlock. If it was up to those fucking pilgrim ladies it would have been a hangman jury for that little ho.
I'm not sure what it is about her that gives me a massive boner everytime I see her. I feel like she should be going out with me. Like we have a lot in common with her. Oh shit, wake the fuck up, it's only a dream! Jejejejeje. She is by far one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. I hear that she goes both ways. How sweet would it be to have her and Swift at the same time? You would need to take a blue pill for sure! I wish could bump into her someday. Anyway for now, the pics will do. I bet she has some serious back seat rythm. Smokem if you gottem.
I have to post quick cause I'm at work. Last night channel surfing I came across the Golden Globe Awards. The highlight was Sofia Vergara's golden globes popping out of her dress. Such a fine Colombian beast. She has been giving me hard ons for years and I am glad she is showing off her massive tits and ass to American audiences now. She shook that fucking show.
Jejejejejeje!!! The Palm Desert PD has just said they believe Lindsay Lohan committed multiple probation violations in her scuffle last month with a former Betty Ford staffer -- and the PD is referring the case to prosecutors.
There is no word for this worthless ho. We love her and her next job is Tootsies. I can't wait!!
Here is the perfect video for her. God Save the Queen by the Sex pistols. Smokem if you gottem.
So Ozzy and Slash had a tea time press conference in London to announce their tour together this year. Pretty cool and I hope to see them here in February. Ozzy even does a song on Slash's new album which is pretty cool. Also let me mention that the tea ho has a very nice set of tetas. Here are Ozzy and Slash with the Beatles classic, In My Life.
Last year we lost a big part of Sabbath history, the great Ronnie James Dio. I would like to dedicate the first Sunday Sabbath of 2010 to him. Rest in Peace, your music will live on. Here is one of my favorite songs from the Dio Era, Country Girl.
One more day before the Jolly ol fat fuck comes down the chimney. Hopefully it will be this Santa and coming directly from Tootsies to give me my Xmas gift. Keeping it in the spirit of Christmas here is Rudolph the Cocaine Nose Reindeer.
Just a quick update. I haven't been in a posting groove lately, but Cristina Aguilera having her taken in her closet ho pics "leaked" was pretty cool. We love dirty women here at Robotman.
Here is the beautiful Rosie Huntington Whiteley from England. If I was Prince William, this be the Ho I would bang!
What a fucking day, mass work again and no orders. I had one cancellation order from some stupid bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink. Fucking Corporate whores, they are all about the power trip. Like Father Ozzy Says, "Ladies digging gold from you Will they still dig now you're through". I think today we should go out with The Writ, since Corporations are all about lying, cheating, stealing and beating up our living souls to death. Fucking hate them all. Including you Purple Lip!
Well it's finaly Friday and I am BURNT the FUCK OUT!! Horrible week with issues, family sickness, asshole partners and dumb fucking customers. The only thing that kept me sane was my medical weed. Thank god for that. Anyway today I show you beautiful Kacey Barnfield from Resident Evil. She has one of those Angel faces that I wish I could cum all over. She needs to be working at Tootsies by all means. She is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. Time for me and Saco Jr to go train at Jitsu, so I take you out with Rob Zombie Resident Evil 3. Rob is fucking cool as hell. Anyway smokem if you gotem. Peace out bitches!
I need Old Man Favre to come up big tonight and take the Weedmen to victory. He always plays good under stress. And we have stress with this weeks news that he is being accused of sending hornbag voicemail and texts messages and a pic of his cock to Jenn Sterger while she was a Jets sideline Ho and he was on the Jets. She first became famous showing her large melons at Florida college games. Plus she looks like a younger version of his wife.
Well Brett happy 41st B-day Sunday, I hope you play as hard tonight as hard as you tapped that ass and slapped those tatas and make all us over 40's proud. It's a Midlife Crisis...