Superbowl Weekend!

Thanks Packers!

The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon, thus earning them the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl.
By doing so, they saved the Hard-Working, Red-Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally several million dollars of tax money. How you ask?

Simple... we were told that if the Chicago Bears had won, President Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost... the President won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force One, the limosines, all the additional security, and let's not forget Michelle Obama's entourage, is literally several million dollars!

Therefore, every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl to show them our gratitude.
Oh... and let's not forget to thank Chicago Bear's Quarterback Jay Cutler for his role in the Packer's success!

P.S. I predict Steelers 17 Packers 7, the Steel Curtain will steal the night away. smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa Out!

NFL Sunday Scream with Ozzy

Sadly the Giants are sitting home today just like me to watch the Conference championships on TV. It's hard to decide who to root for today, as a kid in the 70's I kinda liked the Steelers and the whole Mean Joe Green deal and they beat Dallas. Plus my little brother, The Sugarking is a huge fan. On the other hand, when I lived in Jersey, my favorite AFC team was the Dolphins for awhile because I had the jacket when I was little and was born in Miami. So between that and being a Giants fan, I never really gave a shit about the Jets. I happened to move to South Florida in the late 90's just when Jimmy Johnson destroying the franchise and ruined the end of Dan Marino's career. It was horrible and the Dolphins organization may never recover. Additionally, I realized what lame little bitches Dolphin fans are down here, and how much they hate the Jets starting making me kinda like the Jets.

So I guess, go Jets. Let me hear you scream. Oh I couldn't care less about Packers and Bears, wish they could both lose.

Wild Card Weekend

Wild weekend coming up. Who will be the winner? Who cares, the Giants didn't make it and they wouldn't have been able to beat the Eagles anyway. De pinga, they need a new coach. Fucking defense and Eli killed us one more year. I'm sick of it all! Oh well, it will be another induced alcohol consumption weekend. Smokem if you gotem.

Sacopapa out!

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Giants End

Giants, even though you beat the Redskins, their Cheerleaders are still laughing at your sorry asses, just like the crowd at Washington chanting "Packers won!" towards the end of the game. I hope you guys fucking figure out how not to turnover the ball and how not to choke at the end of the season for next year. The Giants did it to themselves. They killed their own season. Ozzy with his new band. Killer of Giants.

Giant Suckage

Eli, you could have been banging that Packer Girl but instead she is laughing at you. How could you let the Fudge Packers beat you on a win and your in game. Same shit as last year with the late season bullshit. Looks like Bill Cowher will be coaching the Giants sooner than I thought.

Now Giants have to win next week and hope others lose. Giants really have their balls to the wall.

Sunday Sabbath

Wow, what a disaster for the Giants. The game wasn't on TV here but I was following along. Major choke. Seems they will now have to battle for a wild-card spot. Hell.

On the fantasy football front, even though I did not make the playoffs, Vick's comeback gives the Weedmen a victory which will get me the 5th pick in next years draft. Heaven.

Such a weird football day, here is a weird but cool version of Heaven and Hell, with Ian Gillan on vocals.

Giant Fumble

I know this happened two days ago, but it took me all day yesterday to wrap my head around it. Fucking Eli, your kidding me. He couldn't decide whether to run or slide, it's a miracle he didn't break his ankle to top it off. Dude, enough already, shake off it off , you will never be as good as your brother. Stop doing stupid shit. That fumble was the ultimate sin, or are you just a secret loser? Giants need you to step up the rest of the season.

Every Dog Has His Day

Michael Vick. Holy shit, hats off. Monday night I saw one of the greatest QB performances in history.

So how does this effect me? In day to day life it effects me zero point zero, unless Vick plans to give me $1M or something. I doubt that will happen since I have criticized him and used the picture below. Droopy is fucking pissed.

I am, though, affected as a Giants fan. After the embarrassing loss to the Fagboys Sunday and Super Vick, the Giants better be viewing film and preparing for this game. Game is for first place and potential division winner.

In Fantasy I had him in one league and played against him in the other. Weedmen win breaking my leagues scoring record with Vick and win easily, are now 4-6 with slim playoff hopes. Robotmen lose against Vick by one point. Brutal. Instead of 5-5 in the playoff hunt are 4-6. Blows.

Oh, and to the redhead eagle cheerleader above, nice jobs squeezing the tatas together.

Saco Jr Karate News

Our favorite little Hammer Head competed this past weekend taking home 4 Throphies. He took 3rd place in musical weapons, 2nd in musical kata, 3rd in Traditional forms, 4th in traditional weapons and 5th in Sparring. He for sure will be ass kicking everyones ass in High School. Which should be fun for us parents having to go every other day to school cause little Hammer Head has bashed some kid up. Anyway, here is a small video that I promised Robotman I would post in his name. Here he is doing double nunchuk kata with Metallicas Metal Militia song. He looks pretty bad ass for an 8 year old little hammer head.

Smokem if you gottem.

Sacopapa out!

Argentina Week with Nips & Camel Toe

I'm on a business trip this whole week to Argentina. Kinda sucks that I have to work like 12 hours a day, but whatever. I did see my and Sacopapa's old friend Disco Rocking Horse on Sunday who is working down here. He sparked up and cooked parrilla, very cool.

Above is the Argentina World Cup slut (every country has one and they are the best part about soccer), there are other pics of her online, but this one she looks like she is jerking someone and has a cock up her ass. Plus rock hard nips are always cool.

Below my favorite Argentine Babe, Roxana Martinez, "La Tetanic". We all know about her massive natural boobs but here she is kicking some serious camel toe action.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em and see you when I see you.

Yankees News and Tuesday Tits & Ass

With everything going on lately haven't posted about the Yanks. Once again the Yankees whip the sorry Twinkies. Swept their asses.

Yesterday Minka Kelly was named sexiest babe by some magazine, and Derek is tapping that shit. Fucking kid, another one to his stable of unreal hoes. The guy should chill with Robosaco one of these days. Derek and the Yanks are going all the way again this fall. Champs.

On the Fantasy Football front, even though the Vikes lost the game against the Jets, Brett Favre came through with 3 TDs and brought the Weedmen to victory, now 3-2. Robotmen also win their first game, now 1-4.

They are all Champions.

Monday Night Football and Ho

I need Old Man Favre to come up big tonight and take the Weedmen to victory. He always plays good under stress. And we have stress with this weeks news that he is being accused of sending hornbag voicemail and texts messages and a pic of his cock to Jenn Sterger while she was a Jets sideline Ho and he was on the Jets. She first became famous showing her large melons at Florida college games. Plus she looks like a younger version of his wife.

Well Brett happy 41st B-day Sunday, I hope you play as hard tonight as hard as you tapped that ass and slapped those tatas and make all us over 40's proud. It's a Midlife Crisis...

Giant Doom & Titan Babe

Giants are killing me. Another cheerleader with very nice cans laughing at Eli. Weak, bro.

On the fantasy front, thanks to Michael Vick and DeSean, the Weedmen go to 2-1, Robotman, sadly go to 0-3, with a difficult QB situation. I had posted shit about Vick awhile back, couldn't find the post but here is the pic I used. Fucking Funny.

Dont know how many more posts this week, as work will be the usual horseshit, but I have Friday off as I gear up for Sacopapa's west coast bitch ass to arrive for the Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax concert this weekend.

Continuing with the Doom theme with the Sabbath cover....

Monday Beating

Just wasn't into posting this weekend. Then to top it off my fantasy football teams suck balls and the Giants got whipped by big brother Peyton. Just like he used to kick Eli's ass when the where little. Even the Colt cheerleaders where taunting Eli (above). It must have been the darkest hour for Eli.

Heisman Recall

You give up one of the Hottest chicks in the World and now you give up the most prestigious awards in the World. You are one dumb motherfucker! Nothing more can be said about you Reggie. YOU FUCKED UP!! You need your head crushed and ass kicked!

Sacopapa out!

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Sunday Sabbath (Go Giants Edition)

The NFL season is underway. Awesome. This year I will be fielding two fantasy teams, The Robotmen featuring Vince Young, Larry Fitzgerald, Desean Jackson (on both teams), & Steven Jackson. My other team are The Weedmen, featuring old man Favre, Rashard Mendenhall, & Beanie Wells. I will be reporting on them regularly.

More important than that is the real Big Blue. Eli needs to become the man this season and take us to the promised land again. So Eli just listen to Father Ozzy (and the ageless Favre) and Never Say Die.

AROD #600

The Bronx bomber hit his 600th against Shaun Marcum of the Toronto Blue Jays in the first inning of Wednesday's game into the center field of Yankee Stadium - and into history. Seems as though A-Rod didn't waste any time blasting his 600th homer.

My brother was at the game with his son. Should be a memorable moment for both of them! Enjoy the video in case you have not seen it!!

Sacopapa Out!!

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Babe of the Week

I don't even like soccer that much, but every 4 years during the World Cup some babe makes headlines for being a scantily clad ho, in the past we had Brazil Babe and Korea Babe, and host of other sluts over the years. This year the popular one was Larissa Riquelme from Paraguay with her massive tits/cell phone holders on display every time Paraguay played. Now, just recently she also posed nude and the pics are pretty damn good. I was gonna put one of the new pics up with the post but with the phone in the tits and the tongue out on this one I couldn't pass.

Here is Joan Jett with a song about the World Cup Babes.

Babe Of The Week-Congrats Spain

Congratulations to Spain for their World Cup Victory on Sunday. The goalie couldn't resist kissing his hot ass reporter girlfriend during an interview after the game. Celebrating the Spanish conquest our babe of the week is the delicious Spanish model Neredia Gallardo, who coincidentally recently broke up with Portuguese team member Cristiano Ronaldo because his team sucked. She has topless paparazzi pics online. To finish up today's theme, here are spanish rockers Femi Tabu fronted by the very fuckable Jessica Ledesma.

Sunday Sabbath (World Cup Edition)

USA plays to a tie against the favored English team in yesterdays World Cup Soccer match. USA almost fucking won it by a hair. It would have been after forever for England had they lost.

Sabbath live in England during a Ozzfest reunion.