Showing posts with label Purple Lip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Purple Lip. Show all posts

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Sunday Sabbath (NASA Edition)


The Space Shuttle Atlantis is now in space for the final shuttle program mission docking and delivering tons of shit to the space station. The USA's accomplishments in space are second to done. A country of pioneers and visionaries.

Thanks to King Purple Lips, we won't be accomplishing much in space if he has his way. NASA and space exploration is one of the few things I don't mind my hard earned tax dollars going to support. Fucking Purple Lips. One day we will return to the Void.



Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Independence Day

When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. ~Thomas Jefferson






Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Another Conspiracy?



So the Goverment said today, no pictures would be released. Read in the paper that no one knows the whereabouts of Seal Team 6. Why was the body disposed in less than 24 hours? Were any DNA samples taken to make sure it was him? Seems all too fishy from Purple Lips. You know he will be using this shit for his next re-election polls. Fucking Goverment as always has us in the Dark. Hopefully Julian Assange from Wikileaks will reveal the truth. As my friend Robotman mentioned, hopefully Bin Laden was wrapped in Bacon cloth and thrown over board!You know me and my conspiracy cult.

Sacopapa out!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Thursday Trash.....



Busy as fuck with work. Must be nice to be off on Vacation "Robotman". You suck!! Naw, it's all good. Looking forward to going next month to see the meanest concert of the year! Today, I will give you a riddle. Riddle me this!

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" . My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I?





Answer: ADOLF HITLER

Surprised? Why – who were you thinking of? Today I take you out with Disco Rocking Horse. Jejejejeje. Enjoy this controversial video. Da fuck is wrong with my head??

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