Happy New Year!!!

2011 is right around the corner and we are wishing all our readers much success and a prosperous 2011. May all your dreams and wishes come true this coming year.

2010 was fucked but we made it. Couldn't have it through without my dear friend Robotman. This is the only place where I can go back into time and be the insane 16 year old that I was. Thanks Robotman for letting me partner up with you.

Tonight is the night when you can tell any motherfuckers to get bent. So with that said I'm taking you out with Mr Rob Halford and Judas Priest. Here is a live video of Hell Bent for Leather.

Smokem if you gottem and Good riddance 2010!

Sacopapa Out!

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Babe of the Year

Competition is always fierce here at Robotman. There were so many contestants this year but we being picky fucks are always on the lookout for perfect Tits, Asses, Faces and overall Honess. If you have been in the limelight and have made headline news, we are on it. This year's Babe of the year goes to none other than Inez Sainz. She definitely deserves it! Congrats you eager to get on limelight Ho. Your ass and the fact that you saw about 22 cocks that one day has made the Robotman proud of you! You will have a great future with that jucy rump and sweet cum in your face look. May 2011 bring you much success and thank you again for that beautiful ass! Wishing you work at Tootsies someday..



We will give you 5 minutes to show us what you got. Enjoy and smokem if you gottem.

Sacopapa Out!

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Mischievous Little Elves

Thought Christmas was supposed to bring good shit. I just got word that the guy I choked out last month for being a dick is now trying to file a civil suit against me. Fucking dick and he will probably get all the rights as most douchbags usually do. I will fight it and will probably end up kicking his ass again.

Tomorrow I'm taking Mojonsita and Saco Jr snowboarding for Saco Jr Birthday. He is turning 9 and has been dying to go snowboarding. Mojonsita will take a ski lesson. End of the year approaching and very fast. We are getting mass snow in the mountains and should be epic.

With the bad news that was dumped on me like the snow in New Jersey, the perfect video is Velouria (Mischievous Little Elves). Enjoy this super cool video from the Pixies. They so rock for looking so plain. I will post tomorrow night and for the New Year. End of the Year babe approaching. We are so looking forward to seeing who will be the winner. Smokem if you gottem

Sacopapa Out!

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Another Year Passes....

Well, another year passes so quickly. Robotman makes it through another one, and this one was rough. But us old-school Jersey Hammerheads never give up. This is my last post of the year so everyone be cool and don't get arrested. Big thanks to my partner in crime, Sacopapa, for all the help with the blog. I will leave you with who else but Ozzy, telling us how life won't wait for you. Great lyrics.

Giant Suckage

Eli, you could have been banging that Packer Girl but instead she is laughing at you. How could you let the Fudge Packers beat you on a win and your in game. Same shit as last year with the late season bullshit. Looks like Bill Cowher will be coaching the Giants sooner than I thought.

Now Giants have to win next week and hope others lose. Giants really have their balls to the wall.

Sunday Sabbath

I (and Pamela) hope everyone had a great Christmas and I hope all of our friends up north did Ok with the snow. Here is Father Ozzy telling us about the snow.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch, You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Well its almost Christmas and I still have shit to do. Fuck, I thought I could just chill and get drunk and high today. Nope, that shit can't happen for Sacopapa! Midget leg is here and already on my nerves. Mojonsita woke us up at 6:45 AM. We stayed up with crackhead granpa last night till 1:30 AM. Needless to say, I was not a happy fucking camper this morning. Oh well, one more night to go and then this entire ordeal will be over. Got to love it!!

Going to take you with what family resembels, The Griswolds. The Christmas movie is fucking hilarious! Merry Christmas to all and to all a Merry Chrismas! Smoke em if you got em. Drink wine, be merry, slap the ol Lady's Ass and be thankful that we still live in the greatest Country in the World!

Sacopapa Out!

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Hohoho!

One more day before the Jolly ol fat fuck comes down the chimney. Hopefully it will be this Santa and coming directly from Tootsies to give me my Xmas gift. Keeping it in the spirit of Christmas here is Rudolph the Cocaine Nose Reindeer.

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Merry Xmas from Robotman

Merry Christmas to all. Drive safe. Be good. Fuck your wife. Drink wine and be merry. Saco will take you the rest of the week with his madness. Peace out.

Here is one of the coolest Christmas songs ever.

Sunday Sabbath

Wow, what a disaster for the Giants. The game wasn't on TV here but I was following along. Major choke. Seems they will now have to battle for a wild-card spot. Hell.

On the fantasy football front, even though I did not make the playoffs, Vick's comeback gives the Weedmen a victory which will get me the 5th pick in next years draft. Heaven.

Such a weird football day, here is a weird but cool version of Heaven and Hell, with Ian Gillan on vocals.

Orion Saturday

I recently saw a rerun of a Star Trek: Enterprise episode with this super hot Orion Slave Girl and it reminded me of 2 things, Eddie Murphy's joke about them and the following song. Cliff was the man.

My nigga Seth

Nigga hits the jackpot while looking for comic books. I bet this ho only wants his cash. I think he is pretty funny and has put out a new sitcom. It's called chicken Robot Star Wars. It's a funny ass show and I recommend you watch it. Here is a quick video of the show.

Sacopapa out!

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Dirty Women Update

Just a quick update. I haven't been in a posting groove lately, but Cristina Aguilera having her taken in her closet ho pics "leaked" was pretty cool. We love dirty women here at Robotman.

No Mercy

How much more is purple lip going to fuck this Country? So Democratic party said No to the Tax Vote. Finally the sheep are starting to wake up. I bet he will find some other loop hole to fuck with us some other way. He is like the Angel of Death, so what better song for this fuck! Enjoy!

Sacopapa out!

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Argentina Rocks

Miss Reef Argentina, with that said here is a music video by Gauchos De Acero. This band concist of 3 little schmucks from Argentina. They are wanna bes, but they sound pretty good so far. I'm sure they will make it in the future.
Not much to report today. Busy as fuck and just trying to keep it together. Enjoy and smokem if you gottem.

Sacopapa out!

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FNM

Well, I missed the last show which was at Hollywood Paladium in Hollywood. Wahh wahh waaaaaaahhh!! I'm such a fucking loser. Couldnt make the show cause of shit that evolves around this household. You feel me? Anyway, they are now off to Chile for the last show. Who knows when they will be back. Hopefully Mike and FNM come around again. I will keep an eye open on FNM.COM. It looks like it was a great show. Here is the last song of the night at the Paladium. It's Pristina. Enjoy and smokem if you gottem. Tomorrow is wine tasting and I have invited some serious snatch for viewing pleasure. Peace out!

Sacopapa out!

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Thursday Babe

Here is the beautiful Rosie Huntington Whiteley from England. If I was Prince William, this be the Ho I would bang!
What a fucking day, mass work again and no orders. I had one cancellation order from some stupid bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink. Fucking Corporate whores, they are all about the power trip. Like Father Ozzy Says, "Ladies digging gold from you Will they still dig now you're through". I think today we should go out with The Writ, since Corporations are all about lying, cheating, stealing and beating up our living souls to death. Fucking hate them all. Including you Purple Lip!


Sacopapa out!

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Hump Day Wishes

All I want for Christmas is this hot chick with mass weed! I have found the reefer madness of sexy ho's. Click here. All these chicks are extremely hot. I only wish Santa brings me one of this stoner hos and a pound of some killer Afgan Kush!
Today was hell as usual. Mass request from customers and zero fucking orders. That is my normal day now a days. Bust your ass and no rewards. The usual. Sometimes I feel like going Gun Ho on all my clients.
This is the only time of the day that I get to unwind from a crazy fucking day. The only time of the day where I get peace and tranquility. I Love The Robotman!

Sacopapa Out!