Free at Last

Free at last, free at last, freee at last!! What a week, shit is not getting any better. De pinga with the Gov't, work, personal issues and mainly with all the dicks that revolve around your life. Fuck, wishing I would of gone to Brazil right after high school. I keep saying it over and over, "I need to hit the lotto!". Someday, I guess it's just not my turn.
Big day tomorrow for Saco Jr, wish him luck. Then after the Black Belt test, we are taking his ass with his buddy over to Gameworks. This place is a fucking mad house for video game junkies. Should be fun for all the hard work they've put in. Anyway, going to open a cold beer now and chill. Like George would say in Seinfeld, "Serenty Now!". I'm not a number I'm a free man!!

Sacopapa Out!

3 days and counting

Well, 3 more days and Saco Jr will officially become First Dan Black Belt. Sensei fucking Malanga Jr. Shit seems pretty funny right now, but in a few years when little fuckers start to pick on him in school, they are going to get the surprise of their lives. Little nigga is looking real good. His weapon forms is looking real sharp and his Kata forms like a real Black Belt. Crazy to think that he is only 9 with all that experience. After that he will continue in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and he has just now joined a new school where they are learning the first stages of real MMA fighting.
The training consist of 3 hours of Judo, Boxing, Wresting, Jiu-jitsu and Kick Boxing. Fuck, if only I had been that lucky when I was little. The way we learned was by getting your ass kicked on 59st and learning how to defend yourself. That was the school of hard knocks for us. Anyway, please keep him in your mind for Saturday at 12:00 PM PST. I will end up posting a video of his graduation for all the viewers to enjoy. In the mean time, here is POD doing school of hard knocks! Enjoy.

Sacopapa Out!

Simple Monday

Between Purple Lips scheming with my tax money and Monday staring at me in the face I want to keep it simple this week and avoid the corporate horseshit as much as possible. There may be a change brewing that may get me out of the corporate office. Not holding my breath but you never know.

I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fanatic but I have one of their greatest hits album and this tune is one of my favorites.

No Rehab Sunday

It's very sad about Amy Winehouse. I totally dug her 70's groove and not give a shit attitude. She wasn't kidding about the No Rehab shit at all. May she rest in peace. With the stuff she left recorded and and her live shows they will be releasing tons her music for years. She was also quite proud of her boob job. Here she is on her first US TV appearance on Letterman.

We are all Rebels

Our teenage years are a source of great memories for Saco and I, and with my kids I have been beside myself during their teens. But really things don't change. Look at James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause and listen to Lady Gaga's great performance of the teenage angst anthem "Hair" she did Howard Stern to see how it's all the same then, the 80's, now, and tomorrow. Gaga is actually very talented and should drop the disco crap.

Love your kids. No matter what. Peace out.

Rise!!!

Can you fucking believe it?! They made a remake of the classic planet of the apes. The previews look fucking cool! I can't wait to see it. The animators of Avatar are involved with this movie so it should be very cool.

Friday, what a fucking week! Shit has been super slow business wise. Right now, we are gearing up for Saco Jr's Black Belt Test on July 30th. He has been working very hard and shows signs of Black Belt status. Wish him luck as his test is no fucking joke. Damn, 9 years old and a first degree Black Belt. He must have some really good fucking caring parents to deal with this shit for the past 5 1/2 years. Anyway, as the title of this post says, RISE!!! Here is our douchebag buddy Phil doing Rise! Enjoy and smoke'em if you got'em.

Sacopapa Out!

Monday Culo

I'm heading to Puerto Rico for a work trip today, and with J-Lo announcing her latest divorce, here is her juicy Rican fat bottom perfect for a Monday wake-up.

Sunday Sabbath (Kombat Edition)

I recently purchased the new Mortal Kombat for my PS3. After a bunch of sucky titles over the last 15 years they robooted the franchise and went old school style fighting and all the old characters with a modern look and feel. Great fucking game and I got it on sale last week. Reminds me of playing MK Trilogy on the Nintendo 64 with Robot Jr. back in the mid 90's.

Now it's time to hit the Orange Crush and then I will bring the Hand of Doom down upon my opponents.....

Party your Ass Off

Well, we made it through another week in hell. It's time to party your ass off! Above is Lady Gaga's sweet ass and she looks like she's ready to party. Nice ass ho! I would have never expected it. I think this weekend calls for wine, steaks and mass partying. I think we deserve it for all the shit we put up on a daily basis. Wife, kids, bosses, co-workers, friends and the fucking animals. Damn, had I known it was going to be this difficult when I was 15, I would have prepared a little better. Oh well se la ve. I just wanna rock n roll all night and party every day. Have an awesome weekend and we'll catch you on the flip side!

Sacopapa out!

Shitty Day

Ask me about my day today. Bad fish last night had me going all day long. I think I just passed the final stages of that fucked fish up my ass. Damn, all those shits have me drained. Catch up with you tomorrow. Feeling like the Spirit in black went through me!

Sacodemirda Out!

Happy Hump Day

Oh man, Robosaco house of love is on the constant PROWL! Nothing better than a hot smoking chick with big fat tits. The way I see it, if you work at RSHL (RoboSaco House of Love) the first requirement is big fat tits. Every now and then we'll let you slide in with small tits only if you have a hot smoking ass. Ex:
This would be reviewed by the bosses for approval.

In other news, I'm back from vacation. Meaning I'm back to my shitty life. I just wanted to point out the hot smoking hot chick at the top. Today's post has no pun intended. Dale leche al bebe....

Smoke'em if you got'em

Sacopapa out!

Sunday Sabbath (NASA Edition)

The Space Shuttle Atlantis is now in space for the final shuttle program mission docking and delivering tons of shit to the space station. The USA's accomplishments in space are second to done. A country of pioneers and visionaries.

Thanks to King Purple Lips, we won't be accomplishing much in space if he has his way. NASA and space exploration is one of the few things I don't mind my hard earned tax dollars going to support. Fucking Purple Lips. One day we will return to the Void.

3000 for the King of New York

The King of New York. As he seals his place in Yankee history and the MLB Hall of Fame this afternoon reaching 3000 career hits. It has been incredible to see this guys career from the start. Old school ball player. Of course Derek Jeter is also immediately accepted into the Robotman Hall of Fame for this herculean feat, and if that wasn't enough, just looked a t the stable of hoes he has banged.

Crazy Eyes Not Guilty

Fucking great lawyer. Holy Shit. Johnny Cochran ain't got shit on Baez. I wish he would have been my lawyer when me and Saco got busted smoking weed in Donnelly Park in 1984.

This fucking crazy bitch is gonna kill someone again soon. Yet some horny dude will date her and even get her pregnant if she wants. Fucking world is doomed and diseased....

Happy Independence Day

When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Fuck you Purple Lips.

Sunday Sabbath (Orange Crush Edition)

Oh yeah, after a few weeks hiatus, the Orange Crush is back in the house. Sometimes I'm Happy...