I'm Sure Tiger was happy about the Gulf Oil Spill keeping him out of the news and all, but the cap is on and the first Tiger Mistress is back in the news. Hehe. Rachel Uchitel will be on Celebrity Rehab to keep this Tiger thing going. Great pic above, since her face isn't the greatest the sunglasses and side glance help her in that department. Her fake boobs and right nip in full force and a mean fucking camel toe. Below Motley Crue with Tiger's favorite song.