It would be awesome to fuck Elvira on Halloween, but actually I gotta go out and get a bag of candy for all the snotnoses in the neighborhood. I should give out fucking kleenex instead. Even though I gave out candy last year some little bastard egged my truck anyway. In my day there was honor, you only egged non candy givers and enemy kids. Hopefully some moms are dressed in slutty cat outfits and shit. Today I will watch Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, which I highly recommend. Below is the original trailer. Happy Halloween bitches.