Sunday Sabbath

That's one promise I hope old purple lips keeps. It took him long enough to listen to McCain, let's hope it's not to late. For this week's sermon we have Cake with the Sabbath classic.

Welfare Christmas

The lastest on the government owned, bailed out, and bankrupt GM corporation is that they are closing yet another brand, Saab. Buy Ford. If the bailouts (corporate welfare) weren't bad enough, new welfare handouts were passed disguised as the jobs bill and the seemingly soon to pass mind-boggling Welfare, ah I mean Health Care Reform bill. So now not only must my son owe thousands in student loans while others go to college free on my dime, now he may be forced to buy health insurance or be fined, while the "grant" kid gets healthcare on my dime. Shit is fucked. Hard work and earning your way is the toilet paper Obama and his cronies are wiping their asses with. If you can't afford college, tough shit, work hard so your kids can go to college. That's how it use to work. As a war veteran and son of US loving hard working immigrant parents I am disgusted. Land of the free and home of the free loaders. Fucked up. With welfare fraud and abuse out of control, to add more layers is preposterous and irresponsible. I remember as a little kid walking home form school cause my parents where working while free lunch kid's dad picked him up in a Cadillac. It's Jimmy Carter all over again.

Thank God It's Friday

Tara Elizabeth Conner (born on December 18, 1985 in Dallas, Texas is an American beauty queen and model, who is Miss USA 2006 and has also competed in the Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe pageants. She has held the titles Miss Kentucky Teen USA 2002, Miss Kentucky County Fair 2004, Miss Kentucky USA 2006 and Miss USA 2006.

In late 2006, Conner became the center of a public scandal when news reports claimed she had been drinking underage, tested positive for the use of cocaine, and kissed Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, among other things. She was allowed to retain her title and entered a drug rehabilitation program.

Here at Robotman we love the slutties of sluts and this chick takes the cake. We love to poke fun at loosers like this whore. She was busted for Cocaine and lesbianism. Perfect Ho for the site. Hopefully she is nominated for Babe of the year. She is a major dingbat which we love, maybe we can hire her at the Robosaco house of Love. I can see her on a pole in Rio. Check out this video of this dumb blonde. She is a major ding bat!! TGIF and Smokem if you gotem.

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RIP Chris Henry

NFL star Chris Henry has died as a result of the injuries he sustained after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck yesterday.
Charlotte-Mecklenburg police tell TMZ Henry died at 6:36 AM EST this morning. He was 26.
As we previously reported, cops believe Henry -- a wide receiver on the Cincinnati Bengals -- jumped into the back of the truck, in an attempt to stop his fiancee from leaving a "domestic situation" at her parents' home in North Carolina.
Henry was rushed to a local hospital -- where he passed away this morning.
Authorities tell us they're still investigating the situation.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/17/nfl-star-chris-henry-dies/#ixzz0ZxXUuyMI

Here are some highlights of Chris Henry, this is a major loss for the Bengals.

Wednesday Babe

Danielle Lloyd (born 16 December 1983) is an English glamour model. The former Miss England 2004 and Miss Great Britain 2006 first rose to prominence when she was stripped of her Miss Great Britain 2006 title after posing for nude pictures featured in the December 2006 edition of Playboy magazine and her alleged affair with one of the pageant's judges, her then-boyfriend, footballer Teddy Sheringham.

You got to love our Robosaco hookers. She is definitely in the running for Babe of Year Award. Her Tits and ass are insane and we degenerates love her. Check out this video of her, she is probably the hottest chick in England. As soon as we hit the Powerball, she will be dancing on a Pole at the Robosaco house of love in Rio. Happy Hump Day bitches!

Won't let me post the video, but check out the Youtube Video.

Goodbye Godzilla

Yankee hero, Hideki Matsui has agreed to a one year deal with the LA Angels, ending his 7 year Yankee career. In his final year with the Yankees, the 35-year-old battled through knee issues to hit .274 with 28 homers and 90 RBIs.

A national hero in his native Japan, Matsui saved his best for last. In his final game in pinstripes, Matsui turned in one of the greatest performances in World Series history, tying a record with six RBIs to lift the Yankees past the Phillies in the clinching Game 6. The epitome of class and grace, Matsui hit 140 homers in seven seasons in the Bronx, providing a powerful left-handed bat that when healthy solidified the middle of the Yankees' lineup. Godzilla, good luck and Godspeed, you will be missed. Here is his awesome game 6 at bat against Pedro Martinez.

Monday Twins

Not to beat a dead horse but god damn. Tiger Babes have ballooned to 12! Plus I found out that Elin has a twin, Josefin, so they are babes of the week. He met them via Swedish Golfer Jesper Parnevik. They were his "nannies". I can only imagine who he is banging. You know Tiger wanted to bang them both, if he didn't already. With all the Swedish talk, here is Mini-me and Jaws meeting the Swedish Bikini Team.

Sunday Sabbath

Sad to report that Ronnie James Dio has been diagnosed with stomach cancer. Dio recorded some great records with Sabbath and was on the most recent tour. We wish him the best with this battle. Here is Heaven and Hell.

Death and Taxes

I did a quick Turbotax preview today and discovered I am royally fucked. Thanks Obama. Don't really feel like writing much. This song is all that comes to mind.

Thank God It's Friday

Tiger you da man!!! The number of women claiming to have had affairs with Tiger Woods has risen to six, with New York woman Cori Rist identified as an alleged mistress of the golf superstar.

The 31-year-old had allegedly been "hooking up" with Woods since they had met last year, sources told the New York Daily News.

Rist was allegedly given a hotel room next to Woods for their trysts while the golfer was on tour.

The pair reportedly met last year at the New York nightclub Butter.

More women have come out of the woodwork since Tiger Woods was first accused of having an affair with New York nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel last month.

Las Vegas cocktail waitress Jamie Jungers began an affair with Woods in 2005, less than a year after he married his wife Elin Nordegren, the Mail on Sunday reported.

Jaimee Grubbs has also claimed to have had an affair with the golfer and revealed a series of text messages believed to be from Woods to a US magazine.

Las Vegas woman Kalika Moquin and Florida waitress Mindy Lawton are also alleged to have been lovers with Woods.

Love it Tiger, you are now my number one Hero! In your tribute SNL was king to put this video of you last week! Love it!! Happy Friday and smokem if you gotem! Later Bitches..