Babe of the Week

Hehe, who else for today. After beating her husband, Tiger Woods, with a golf club and making him cry like a bitch and crash his Escalade into a tree like a pussy, Swedish bombshell Elin Nordegren Woods earns her place in Robotman history. Why does Tiger even have neighbors that close, fucking guy is a Billionaire. He should live on an estate where you can fight with your wife in peace and crash into your own trees. Hehe. Below a couple of pics of the Ho Tiger was banging on the side that pissed Elin off. Man this is going to be an expensive divorce if she decides to bail. Hehe.

Sunday Sabbath

I remember back in the day WPIX 11 use to play Alfred Hitchcock movies on Sundays. I loved The Birds, Vertigo (the sultry Kim Novak above), and so many other movies most people don't even realize were his. Below is a fan-made video with great scenes from Hitchcocks's "Psycho" set to Black Sabbaths "Psycho Man", one of the new songs form 1999's Reunion album.

Happy Black Friday!

Why?! Who in their right mind gets up at 3AM to go shopping. You would think the greatest country in the world would run the sales all day long. Fuck no, they do this shit from 4AM till 11AM. Who ever came up with this concept was a Douch! I went to get Saco Jr a Nintendo DSI and it was fucking may ham at ToyrUs. I got lucky and some homie let me slide in the line as there were only 15 packages left in the whole fucking store. Some old lady gave me a dirty look, me being from WNY I didn't give a fuck. I rather ride a fat fucking cow than to do that shit ever again. What a pain in the fucking ass. Anyway my father in law was here yesterday and the nigga was ok. He didn't do anything crazy for me to post. Sucks!!

Today I take you out with Machine Head Halo. If you have never played the game, I recommend that you do. Very addicting game if you smoke one before you play. Have a great weekend and I'll let Robotman take it from here with his acid head mind.

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!

First Mickey Mouse balloon to appear in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (Originally the Macy's Christmas Parade), Thursday, November 29, 1934. Location: Broadway and 105th Street, New York City, NY.

There were floats, professional bands and live animals borrowed from the Central Park Zoo. At the end of that first parade, as has been the case with every parade since, Santa Claus was welcomed into Herald Square. At this first parade, however, the Jolly Old Elf was enthroned on the Macy's balcony at the 34th Street store entrance, where he was then "crowned" "King of the Kiddies." With an audience of over a quarter of a million people, the parade was such a success that Macy's declared it would become an annual event.

Today we need to thank and remember the boys and girls across the ocean defending our freedom. Most of us will not even think about them after the first beer. While you slice into the Turkey please take a quick second to thank them for doing a great job and being awesome troopers. I dedicate this video in their names. Trust me, no other country has it as good as we do. Now it's time for me to spark up and get ripped! Enjoy todays festivities and never forget that we live in the the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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Happy Wednesday!!

Sexy Rachel, hate seeing her fucking ass on TV, but she looks pretty on this pic. I'm so looking forward to eating some Turkey, apple pie, beers and some shitty football games. I've yet to see a really exciting game. Hopefully Robotman comes up this week on his fantasy team. Anyway, I leave you with a new punk band from the UK. They are Gallows and sound pretty fucking good. Good ol Punk bands, I really miss the punk days! Happy Hump Day everyone!!

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Happy Feasting and Football!

This is my last post before the holiday as Sacopapa and his madness take over for the rest of the week. For Turkey Day I'll be a Robo-grandmas eating like a starving Rhino and watching Big Blue spank the faggy Broncos. I want to wish everyone good holiday and/or long weekend. Now with their own take on this special Thursday, here is Anthrax (Armored Saint version) with "Indians". Go fucking nuts.

RIP Boricua!

Robotman and Saco lost an old friend, but he will always be remembered as 007 and the guy that kicked Little Pete on the head with his shitty boot. He was a cool dude while we knew him. I know the motherfucker that did this to him will get his. This video goes out to him in loving memory. Rest in Peace bro, and as we used to say back in the day " better you than me bro". You will never be forgotten.

Sunday Sabbath-RIP

Saco and I had an old friend from the old days pass away this weekend, he was also a huge Sabbath/Ozzy fan. RIP. This one was one of his favorites.

Boxing Saturday

I'm watching the replay of the ass whipping Manny Pacquiao gave Miguel Cotto last week on HBO. One thing I noticed is that Cotto's wife, Melissa Guzman, has a massive set of tits and a huge Puerto Rican ass. Mass cleavage she is displayed at the fight. Nice. That is her above and Miguel below after the ass kicking.

Happy Friday!

Seeing this fat juicy ass, I'm still daydreaming of going to Brazil. Not much to report today, it's been a hard week and I'm fucking brain dead. I don't have 2 hour JuJitsu classes tomorrow so I will be getting severely brain damaged tonight. I only have a 1 hour Samurai Sword training class today which is a sweet class. Enjoy this weird video by Mr. Bungle. Happy Friday and smoke em if you got em Bitches!

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Thursday Babes

Sacopapa and Robotman are now looking at 2014 World Cup in Brazil. We also have the hook up now, so it will make the event a memorable one. We are so looking to forward to getting out of the US for a while. We should have done it right after Highschool. We could of been king Pins in Brazil. Taking you out with much hatred, here is Cavalera Conspiracy from Brazil. Check out Caveleras Nephew, little fucking prick jams on the drums! Enjoy the Ho's. Peace out!

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Wednesday Abyss

OBAMA HEADING US INTO ABYSS
They did not feel the abyss opening beneath their feet
at the thought of lies becoming truths."

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Q Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A She has a history of supporting frauds.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy. (Tip o’ the hat to P. J. O’Rourke)


Is he part of the Four Horseman?

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Judging Sarah

My wife was yapping about how Sarah Palin* was on Oprah today. Look, I know she's kind of kooky and one of those annoying PTA moms that won't shut up, but she really got a media beating while his majesty got a free ride. The truth is she is almost as unqualified as Obama to be Vice-President much less President, but at least is tappable. It was always Obama vs. Bush or Obama vs. Palin, avoiding McCain. Our chance to put a real moderate in the White House gone for who knows how many decades. Truly sad. Regardless of the questionable choice of the McCain camp as Palin as runningmate, I think he would have lost the election as the sheep had already flocked to Obama's Welfare Nipple. At minimum, I would hope that McCain at least got a blowjob from Sarah. It's really the least she can do. In closing, here are the Sex Pistols with a song for the Queen of Alaska....

*Yes I know it's photoshop, but a boob job may help her with the horny old dude vote in 2012, which is quite the large voting block.

Monday Babes

Once again the Robotmen win thanks mainly to Arizona (Beanie Wells!). Though one player who had a great game and has been consistent all year is Steven Jackson of the St. Louis Rams, his team sucks balls but he still comes through big for me. So to get your Monday going we have some Ram cheerleaders, above Kate from her calendar photo, and below Angeline showing us how flexible she is.

Sunday Sabbath

Tony Iommi with Eddie on the lastest cover of Guitar Word. Van Halen opened up for the Never Say Die Tour, the last Ozzy tour until the reunion. One of rocks truly great guitarist...below we have 'Goodbye Lament' with Dave Grohl and Brian May from the awesome Iommi solo album.

Stoned Saturday

I highly recommend it. Below the Black Crowes with Dylan's classic. Peace out.

TGIF!

If it's ok with them, then it's ok with Robosaco! TGIF Miss Canada and thank you for the beautiful and endangered Canadian Moose Nuckle! This beautiful Canadian beauty pageant sported her sweet camel toe back in 2004. Yes, its a bit old but always a favorite on Robotman because we love the pussy cousch down under.

Taking you back to the good old Punk days, here is the Damned. This used to be one of the hottest songs back in High School. Memorial HS used to go nuts to this song. Good to see these old bastards still jam it well. Get hammered, smoke and get laid. Wish we had video of Robotman dancing this song. Truly the best punk rock dancer back in the day!!! Thank god it Friday, later bitches.

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Thursday Babe

Today I present to you Carmela Bing from Salem Oregon. This 36D big titty bombshell is a Porn star and Winner of the 2007 UK Adult Film Awards for Best Overseas Female Performer. This thick bitch has an extensive collection of movies. Check her site when you get a chance.

Today video is from a band out of Vancouver, British Columbia. They are 3 inches of Blood. This band brings back some good old heavy metal days. They have a combination of Iron Maiden, Accept and Judas Priest. Check out this video and listen to it as loud as you can. I hope you like them. Happy Thursday bitches!

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Happy Veterans Day

November 11, or what has come to be known as Veterans Day, was originally set as a U.S. legal holiday to honor Armistice Day - the end of World War I, which officially took place on November 11, 1918. In legislature that was passed in 1938, November 11 was "dedicated to the cause of world peace and to be hereafter celebrated and known as 'Armistice Day.' As such, this new legal holiday honored World War I veterans.

Robotman and Sacopapa being former Veterans can relate to the poor saps on the front lines defending our freedom. We (all veterans) have fought hard to keep this a free Nation, yet our new President has different ideas and views as where he wants to take this country. Socialism is not one of the reason why we have all served our Country it was Freedom that made us do it. I think he needs to remember what our past Soldiers went through to keep this Country Free. Here is a great clip that he should watch in order to keep us strong, united and keep this country the Home of the Brave!

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Alien Babe Tuesday

I watched "V" in the early 80's and now checking out the new version. Pretty cool and has a bunch of actors from Battlestar Galactica and Firefly including the chick that played the space whore in Firefly, Brazilian Morena Baccarin (above) as the leader of the V. Now thats some alien ass I'd love to tap. Speaking of hot alien babes, check out this Star Trek Orion Slave Girl Montage put together by some dedicated super-geek.

Arizona Monday

After 3 straight losses, the Robotmen win big thanks to a huge game by Arizona, so this week we have Miss Arizona 2009 and Miss USA 2009 2nd runner up, 22 year old Alicia-Monique Blanco. Wow. To finish todays Arizona theme and give us the Monday wake-up, here are Public Enemy telling us about it.

Sunday with Ozzy

Seems back in the day flying high was the only worry for Robot and Saco, nowadays with mortage, bills, wife, kids, dogs, hassles, paying taxes to Obama, and all the other shit it is nice the be able to do it again once in awhile. Just like Ozzy we are survivors. Below Ozzy with the classic. Go Robotmen.

Snake Oil Saturday

If the Health Care plan wasn't bad enough, now they found a way to raise taxes on honest hard workers and small businesses without passing legislation to raise taxes. Here is the article from the Wall Street Journel no less. I can only hope the sheep are waking up. I can't believe so many people bought the bullshit last year.

Happy Friday!

Daniela Cicarelli Lemos (born November 6, 1978, in Lavras, Minas Gerais, Brazil) is a former TV show hostess for MTV Brasil and a fashion model.

She was engaged to Brazilian footballer Ronaldo for three months in 2005.

In 2006, a sex video shot on a beach in Tarifa, Spain by paparazzo Miguel Temprano was broadcast on the TV show Dolce Vita on Spanish channel Telecinco. The video was spread around the Internet, and Cicarelli got legal injunctions against YouTube and other websites, leading to several Brazilian ISPs blocking YouTube. The decision was later reversed.

What can you say, Brazil has the hottest asses in the World! Robotman and saco love them and we only hope that we'll be making our own videos when we get there. Enjoy this presentation of Daniela.

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Yankees win the 2009 World Series!

Robotman and Sacopapa send their best to the 2009 World Series Champs. This is their 27th World Series win. We like to extend our congrats to Hideki Matsui for being the MVP of the game.

Hideki Matsui tied a World Series record with six RBIs, Andy Pettitte won on short rest and New York beat the Philadelphia Phillies 7-3 in Game 6 on Wednesday night at Yankee Stadium, finally seizing that elusive 27th title — the most in all of sports.

It was the team's first since winning three straight from 1998-2000.

Matsui, the Series MVP, powered a quick rout of old foe Pedro Martinez. And when Mariano Rivera got the final out, it was ecstasy in the Bronx for George Steinbrenner's go-for-broke bunch.

What a way for Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter and crew to christen their $1.5 billion ballpark: One season, one championship. This also happened in 1923 when the first stadium was built.

And to think it capped a season that started in turmoil — a steroids scandal involving A-Rod, followed by hip surgery that kept him out until May.

Since Hideki was the man of the hour, we salute him with Blue Oyster Cult Godzilla. I hope Steinbrenner gets his head out of his ass and keeps him for another 3 years. He so deserves it!!! Congratulation again to the 2009 World Series Champs, the New York Yankess!!

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Happy Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day goes out to Rosa Maria Ojeda. This Mexican beauty won the title Miss Mexico 2006. She also represented Mexico at the 56th annual Miss Universe 2007 pageant held at the National Auditorium in Mexico City, Mexico. Here is a quick video and her ass in insanely hot!! Enjoy and Happy Hump Day..


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Congratulations Ford!

Using no bailout money Ford shows profits and helps stockmarket. Good old caplitalism with good management. It only show again what a travesty the bailouts and nationalization of GM is. Sacopapa and I have always been big fans of Ford as we copped many buds and had great adventures in his '67 Mustang back in the day. Just say no to GM and Chrysler. Below, a great commercial.

Babes of the Week

This week we would like to salute the lesbian community. Here at Robotman we fully support lesbian and bi-sexual babes rights, especially for the hot ones. Below is the hottest non nude video I have ever seen. Enjoy and thank a lesbian today.

Sunday Sabbath

Sorry for the late post, huge sports day. My Giants got their ass whipped in Philly today, the Robotmen are down to a tough MNF miracle from Jeremy Shockey. But the Yanks play tonight with a chance to go up 3-1 and take control of this series. Go Yankees. Below Father Ozzy gives good advice to all my teams.