Sunday, March 7, 2010

Global Warming?

While for many parts of the country, 45 degrees is not very cold, in Florida in March is a different story. I'm originally from Jersey so it's no biggie but if you saw the fucking people down here you think it was a Siberian camp. Fucking orange farmers crying looking for a handout form Purple Lips, of course they wanna join the club. People wearing scarves and gloves. Weather Girl talking a mile a minute. Fucking kids look like Eskimos. Just silly. My wife's friend from Iowa said it was 42 degrees there today also and everyone was out in shorts and bikes and shit. Anyway, here is Metallica telling us about Global Warming.

1 comment:

  1. same in California. Kids wearing hats, gloves and scarfs like it's fucking Alaska. I usually wear shorts everyday unless I'm going to a meeting or dinner. Everyone looks at me weird, but I look at them, like they are a bunch of pussies. They should go stand in between the overlooks to get a doze of cold weather! Jejejejeje