Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Happy Hump Day!
Happy Hump Day Bitches! Man what a week, I threw out my back and I'm all jacked up. This seems to happen at least once a year. What a fucking pain in the ass to do anything. I really hate this shit cause everything goes really slow fucking motion. I need some hot Brazilian ho to massage my back.
The other fucked up thing that has happened is my TV is starting to take a shit. Which means I need to get a new TV. Fucking shit will turn on sound will come on, but no fucking picture. De Pinga acere, can shit get any worse? Probably, it's just a matter of time. I can almost feel it.
There is always turmoil with Sacopapa, I think all Jersey Hammer Heads are cursed for life. It's like the Bundy curse with stinky feet. Anyway, let me get to the inverted table to stretch my shit out.