Back in the day in West New York, NJ at this time of year you had to walk around carefully as eggs where flying everywhere, fucking war zone. Funny shit. Anyway Happy Halloween, I'll being enjoying NFL as much as possible today, and maybe I'll even pop on a mask to scare some little trick or treater.
Just in time for Halloween, the newly thin Kelly Osbourne doing a retro 007 Goldfinger thing. It would be cool if she got fucked with the body paint on. For Halloween, one of Ozzy's creepiest songs, with the immortal Randy Rhoads.
Saco Junior is sick and now I have the bug. Depinga having sick kids around you. Not much to say. Just doing mass liquids and chicken soup. Kill me, kill me now. Hopefully I'll be better by tomorrow. I hope we have a great World Series, should be an interesting one! Smokem if you gottem. Going bye bye to bed!
Sometimes things I think I was born the wrong century. It may have not been so bad to have a sword and a horse and live in a Spanish Castle. Otherwise, as Saco always says, we were born a decade to late, then at least we could have seen Jimi play Spanish Castle Magic live. Men out of time.
Our favorite little Hammer Head competed this past weekend taking home 4 Throphies. He took 3rd place in musical weapons, 2nd in musical kata, 3rd in Traditional forms, 4th in traditional weapons and 5th in Sparring. He for sure will be ass kicking everyones ass in High School. Which should be fun for us parents having to go every other day to school cause little Hammer Head has bashed some kid up. Anyway, here is a small video that I promised Robotman I would post in his name. Here he is doing double nunchuk kata with Metallicas Metal Militia song. He looks pretty bad ass for an 8 year old little hammer head.
I'm on a business trip this whole week to Argentina. Kinda sucks that I have to work like 12 hours a day, but whatever. I did see my and Sacopapa's old friend Disco Rocking Horse on Sunday who is working down here. He sparked up and cooked parrilla, very cool.
Above is the Argentina World Cup slut (every country has one and they are the best part about soccer), there are other pics of her online, but this one she looks like she is jerking someone and has a cock up her ass. Plus rock hard nips are always cool.
Below my favorite Argentine Babe, Roxana Martinez, "La Tetanic". We all know about her massive natural boobs but here she is kicking some serious camel toe action.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em and see you when I see you.
Crazy fucking week with work. Seems that all I do is complain about work. I've been talking to Robo about starting our own gig. Not sure if it would take off or not. There is only one way to find out. And that is to do it. Could be the next best thing to hit South Miami. Who fucking knows.
This is Kittie, I wouldn't mind fucking these ho's. They sound good for a bunch of whores.
Not much to report as I have been up to my eyeballs in fucking work. So much bullshit going on and I'm currently late going to pick up Mojonsita. The story of my life (Quote, Unquote). Catch you bitches tomorrow when I have more time. Smokem if you gotem.
With everything going on lately haven't posted about the Yanks. Once again the Yankees whip the sorry Twinkies. Swept their asses.
Yesterday Minka Kelly was named sexiest babe by some magazine, and Derek is tapping that shit. Fucking kid, another one to his stable of unreal hoes. The guy should chill with Robosaco one of these days. Derek and the Yanks are going all the way again this fall. Champs.
On the Fantasy Football front, even though the Vikes lost the game against the Jets, Brett Favre came through with 3 TDs and brought the Weedmen to victory, now 3-2. Robotmen also win their first game, now 1-4.
I need Old Man Favre to come up big tonight and take the Weedmen to victory. He always plays good under stress. And we have stress with this weeks news that he is being accused of sending hornbag voicemail and texts messages and a pic of his cock to Jenn Sterger while she was a Jets sideline Ho and he was on the Jets. She first became famous showing her large melons at Florida college games. Plus she looks like a younger version of his wife.
Well Brett happy 41st B-day Sunday, I hope you play as hard tonight as hard as you tapped that ass and slapped those tatas and make all us over 40's proud. It's a Midlife Crisis...
After the Robosaco week long hangover, just getting back to a normal rhythm with a special Sunday Sabbath. Rob Halford has stepped in for Ozzy on a couple of Sabbath shows in the past, and has a few shows scheduled with Ozzy this fall so who knows if it will happen again this tour. Ozzy arena tour dates are being released slowly with rumors of Slash opening show in January. Hopefully I can see Oz this tour.
Here is Father Rob with the famous sermon of fear.
Even though we mentioned how great Anthrax was last week, don't get me wrong. Slayer was Slayer. No matter what I say I can't keep out of the mosh pit, their music still makes my old ass go berserk. I have seen this band 4 times and I have ended up on my ass and with some injury each time. They are the Kings of Thrash and their fan base goes from 14 years old to old as fuck. As usual Seasons in the Abyss was unreal. Above pic is Sandra, Tom Araya's wife with Joan Jett. Pretty nice tits.
Fuck every since I got back from Robo Land, everyone has been on my shit. Fuck, I so wanna get back to Tootsies right about now. The fucking clients are all over me, Queen Sheba fucking sick and dragging ass all over the place. The fucking Monkeys constantly asking for something. I wanna go back to my Russian Tiger. No worries, No stress and 100% pure enjoyment. Maybe if I click my heels three times I will get there. Fuck! It's didn't work. Oh well, back to the fucking grind. Later bitches, smokem if you gotem. Why don't just get out my life?!
We get there kind of early and proceed to go have drinks at hooters. This turned into a fucking drinking bindge and horny toad fest. Roboman is out of control! The chicks were insanely hot at Hooter. Thank god for for Hooters, those Ho's know how to start a party. The concert was one of the best shows ever! Even though Antrax set was short. We thought they were better than Megadeath and Slayer. Slayer ended the show on a great note! Fucking insane concert. Sorry about your pinky Robotman, there was no need for you to fuck it up. The pit was sick and you should of not gone in.
I've been around the States and have seen a ton of Strip Bars. Let me tell you Tootsies in Miami has to be by far #1 in my books. 152 hot ladies walking around at any given time of the day. They were all so beautiful and so loving. At one particular point, I really thought about getting divorced and moving to South Beach. There were chicks from all around the world. With the help of my buddy Robo, he was able to introduce me to a Sweet Siberian Tiger. Wow as soon as I heard that Russian accent, I was behind closed curtains faster than a squirrel getting a nut. This Tiger was one of the hottest chicks ever. The best part is that she loved getting called Bad Girl in Russian(plohaya devochka)while I had her on my lap smacking the shit out of her ass! That was insane! I won't go into details of what happened Afterwards but it was a super sweet and happy ending.
What a weekend. Laughs, food,South Beach, and Metal. Sacopapa is still insane. Dropped that fucker at the airport a while ago for his cross county journey in coach hell. All the bands where great, and even though they had the shortest set, Anthrax were the tightest and Joey Belladonna sounded great. I hadn't seen them with Joey since 1992 in NYC. Before the show on Sunday we where at the Bay Front Hooters and we spotted the ass above. Quite round and plump.
