Once again one of our favorites here at Robotman, the very hot and juicy Kim Kardashian and her lovely mountains all painted in silver for some magazine. She looks like a Robo-Babe.
Ronnie James Dio (RIP) often spoke of the Silver Mountains. Here in his days with Blackmore's Rainbow.
Wednesday's babe is Christina Hendricks from Mad Man. Her boobs are the hottest tits in Hollywood right now. If you want to see other pictures of this fox click here. She has all natural tits which are hard to believe these days. I would give anything to glaze that rack! Love the way she bulges out of her tops!She is definetely one of the Hottest reds ever. I wonder if her drapes match her carpet? Hummm. I hope she is strip searched next time she boards a plane so one of the TSA agents can leak it out to TMZ. Loving TSA lately, Jejejeje. Enjoy this hump day and smokem if you gottem.
I know this happened two days ago, but it took me all day yesterday to wrap my head around it. Fucking Eli, your kidding me. He couldn't decide whether to run or slide, it's a miracle he didn't break his ankle to top it off. Dude, enough already, shake off it off , you will never be as good as your brother. Stop doing stupid shit. That fumble was the ultimate sin, or are you just a secret loser? Giants need you to step up the rest of the season.
Laurie Dhue. She is not with Fox News anymore but what a beast. You know Geraldo wanted to bang her. She has a mouth that gives Angelina Jolie some competition, sweet face . It would just be Voodoo. Tell us Jimi.
Kelly once again showing off the goods after losing 50 lbs. The whole rocker's daughter thing is kinda weird, but Kelly has become quite slam-able. I guess the best song to listen to while you banged her would be Children of the Grave. Enjoy your NFL today. Go Giants.
I'm taking a few vacation days next week. Thank Buddha! (I just don't thank that fat fucker enough, no Buddhists blowing up buildings and planes and shit). Some nice NY Strips this weekend, football, wine, weed, and the Turkey-day food and alcohol bonanza at my house all on the agenda for the week. Some good medicine for the mind and soul. Take it from Dr. Robo. I'd probably go the the regular doctor more if they had stripper nurses.
Another fucking Messy Week down the drain! Man, shit has to get easier sooner than later. My meeting with the Solar Energy guy went great! I think I can probably do this shit on my own with a few friends that I know. We are going to study this shit a little longer before we indulge. This weekend is packed with kids activities. Yeah us, NOT!!! I hate to be running around all over the place for the kids. Oh well what can you do...
On a lighter note, I picked up two bottles of Red Wine for Queen Sheba and I. I love Fridays, its the only night that I stay up late and party. It's the one day that I really get time for myself with Queen Sheba. Hopefully we'll get down and dirty tonight. Keeping my balls crossed for that!
Here is my boy Patton doing Kindergarden. I truly enjoy this fuck and I will be bumbed to miss his US concert with FNM. Sucks Balls!
It was hot today in Cali, so what better way to cool off. Here is the juicy Lorena Orozco from Colombia with her big fat nipples and fat ass. This ho belongs at Tootsies. Maybe they should hire ROBOSACO as international recruiters for the place. We would bring in mass talent. Enjoy this hot Video. Smokem if you Gottem.
Feeling like a Bloody Wednesday today. Shit has been super slow and tomorrow I'm off to meet my new opportunity. I might as well start sucking on the Goverment Tit. This new contact is for Solar Energy and supposedly this is the time to get in. We'll see after tomorrow. Anyway today I've been day dreaming about my trip to Florida. I wish I could make that trip every month. Too much fun in the sun. The call a cab, Tootsies and the concert is something I will never forget. I only hope that I can do that once a year now. Speaking on the concert, I found a nice clean video of Slayer. Enjoy it and smokem if you gottem.
Michael Vick. Holy shit, hats off. Monday night I saw one of the greatest QB performances in history.
So how does this effect me? In day to day life it effects me zero point zero, unless Vick plans to give me $1M or something. I doubt that will happen since I have criticized him and used the picture below. Droopy is fucking pissed.
I am, though, affected as a Giants fan. After the embarrassing loss to the Fagboys Sunday and Super Vick, the Giants better be viewing film and preparing for this game. Game is for first place and potential division winner.
In Fantasy I had him in one league and played against him in the other. Weedmen win breaking my leagues scoring record with Vick and win easily, are now 4-6 with slim playoff hopes. Robotmen lose against Vick by one point. Brutal. Instead of 5-5 in the playoff hunt are 4-6. Blows.
Oh, and to the redhead eagle cheerleader above, nice jobs squeezing the tatas together.
Fox News has so many fine wenches reporting, this will be a new feature. This week the delicious Ainsley Earhardt. What a body, set of cans, face and lips, yet just annoying enough that you would fuck her extra hard to shut her up once in awhile. Bonus: she hates Purple Lips.
I'm shot, I need shots, I should take a shot at something. Saco is right it's been a fucked up week and I'm still pissed prop 19 failed. I'm still stuck in the corporate world which has never been for me. I feel like Ozzy in the pic above.
Well at least I have today off, so I can smoke my Orange Crush, have shots, watch football, and BBQ. But soon I may have to take my shot, even if it's in the dark.
Well it's finaly Friday and I am BURNT the FUCK OUT!! Horrible week with issues, family sickness, asshole partners and dumb fucking customers. The only thing that kept me sane was my medical weed. Thank god for that. Anyway today I show you beautiful Kacey Barnfield from Resident Evil. She has one of those Angel faces that I wish I could cum all over. She needs to be working at Tootsies by all means. She is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. Time for me and Saco Jr to go train at Jitsu, so I take you out with Rob Zombie Resident Evil 3. Rob is fucking cool as hell. Anyway smokem if you gotem. Peace out bitches!
Well, big bust today. Prop 19 failed due to rich fucks not backing it up with cash. GOP wins! hurray, yet same old shit again. Pelosi is out! That Bitch can finally stop spending all of our hard earned cash.
One good thing, Charlie is back in the news. He was caught with a 22 year old porn star at the Ritz in New York after a security and cops were called to the room. The porn star was found in the bathroom freaking out. Charlie is my fucking idol! I bet he lost it when she would not let him have anal. Cocaine and booze the drug of choice for my man Charlie.
San Franciso Fags finally beat the Ranger Queers. After 48 years they finally win a World Series, 3 to 1 win on the 5th game. Congrats to the flaming fags!
Awww poor Brett got a woowoo on his chin. Old man, it's time to let the young take over. Fucking guy was taken out on Monday night after a vicious sack from Myron Pryor which left Brett with 10 stiches on his chin. Hate the fucking media and how they made it sound. Robosaco would of sounded like this, Robo"Oh shit, the nigga took a major hit". Saco "Same way Brett was hitting Jenn Sterger" Robosaco"Hahahahahaha".
Anyway, I'm glad I still have a Medical Marijuana connection, cause now I'm getting the super Bomb Kush. Got to love it!
Smokem if you gottem and we'll catch up tomorrow.
P.S. Have you seen Kelly Osbourne Lately. WOW!!! Suck her tits anyday!! The Wizard must have transformed her.
