Have a tits-lickin’ weekend!

Finally done with this fucked up week. I had switched over from Time Warner Cable to Verizon and that shit lasted only one week. They said they were going to deliver 15M of Internet to my house. That was a crock of shit. They were only able to give me 4.5M. Then I had to call them around 6 times for phone issues, connectivity issues and dealing with ticket monkeys that don't know jack shit. So I went back to TWC and they have majorly hooked me up. They gave me an HD DVR, Unlimited Calling Plan and 32M of Internet. My shit is a rocket, plus I have free Showtime. Fucking week ended on a good note. Thank God! Anyway, enjoy some tits this weekend and I will catch up with you next week. I hope the new princess is getting mass royal cock right now. She looks pretty fucking hot!

Sacopapa Out!

Thursday Day Dreaming

Not much to report today, I've been day dreaming all day long. Wishing October comes up fast. I'm dying to get the hell out of here and go to sunny Florida. Feeling hung over today as well. Drank too much last night. Oh well, tomorrow is Friday and then the party once again. Heading to the beach this weekend. It's not hard not far to reach we can hitch a ride to rockaway beach.

Sacopapa Out!

Svetlana

If you have HDNET, I highly recommend that you watch Svetlana. She is like the Russian Borat. She runs a brothel house and her comedy is fucking hilarious. Anyway, she has been cracking me up now for about 3 months now and I'm addicted tot he show. She has 2 daughters which are prostitutes and Svetlana is the main hooker of the show. The show is friggin hilarious and there are always special guest stars that show up. I highly recommend the show. Here is a small preview of her show.

Sacopapa Out!

Sunday Sabbath

I love the Cal Jam Stuff. Ozzy cracks me up. Plus this song was one of our anthems back in the day.

Saco Going Nuts

Sacapapa hitting the Big 4 show in Cali this weekend. Lucky fucker. I hope you run into the chick above. It's the Season....

Editors Note: Sorry for posting on Wednesday (Saco day) this week. I barely knew what fucking day it was this whole week.

Earth Day 2011

Happy Earth Day everyone! Today is a day to take it easy and not give a fuck about the Earth. Picture Chris Rock saying the following, "Fuck everyone that is trying to save the whales, Fuck everyone protecting the Seals, Fuck everyone using brown paper bags, Fuck everyone recycling plastics and most of all fuck everyone trying to save the goddam trees. The Earth will do what it wants to do and will shake you off like a motherfucking flea. It is a Symphony of fucking Destruction". "So I say Happy Earth Day to you and fuck YOU for being a goddam conservationist".

Sacopapa Out!

Symphony Of Destruction - The most amazing bloopers are here

Happy 420!

Should have had my smoky lunch today. Well its 4:20 somewhere, so I will put one in the air shortly. At least my balls don't itch.

Smokey Lunch

So I had to leave work this morning to run some work-related errands and was near my house after I finished them. Couldn't help it. Had to stop by the house and spark. Things should be cool in the afternoon unless someone plans a 5pm kick in the balls meeting or something.

Robot Birthday

My mom is making me a mid afternoon lunch and otherwise I will be chillin' smoking. Nice birthday for me.

Happy Friday

Man, what the fuck happened to this week? It fucking flew by! I've had Saco Jr here all week from Spring Break and we have not done much since I had to fucking work. Someday he will be sucking fat titties during his spring break!
Next year I will plan this right and take vacation during his break. Poor guy has been cooped up and the only excitement has been the WII and playing football outside. The time we took to go to Jersey fucked everything up. Anyway, wishing everyone a nice weekend and smoke'em if got'em. Can't wait for October so I can get my butterfly dance!

Sacopapa out!

Sunday Sabbath (Under Construction Edition)

Late night Sunday Sabbath this week due to daytime construction. Since my assistant above did not arrive, I was busy all day installing a ceiling fan and also went with the wife grocery shopping with coupons as she recently saw the extreme coupon crazy show. Got like $300 worth of shit for like $155. Not bad. The fan rocks, but not after I had to take it down after I put it up, as I forgot a piece, which was a wheel of confusion...

Weekend Mode

Not much to report today. I'm looking forward to the weekend. Today is my 11th wedding anniversary and don't have much planned till tomorrow. Going to go eat sushi and then go bowling. I have our hot babysitter coming over tomorrow to babysit. Anyway going to chill this weekend from all the mayham all week. I hate catch up mode from vacation. Sucks Balls! Smoke'em if you got'em and suck it slow.

Sacopapa Out!

Wednesday Ketchup

Richard Branson has to be the smartest motherfucker in the World! He has created an Airline that is the shit! His planes are super top notch and the female stewardess are smoking hot! The plane tickets are super cheap as long as you get them in advance. The plane has a super cool ambiance when you walk in. They are dark with pink neon lighting on top. They also play super cool music inside the planes which gives it the cool look inside. I gotta tell you Virgin Air is the way to go. I'll never travel anything else but Virgin. Plus the name is super cool! The Jersey trip was great for all of us. The kids and Queen Sheeba had a blast. I in the other hand went about my old fucked up way. I got together with my brothers who are now a bad influence in Jersey. Best time I've had since Florida. We went fucking nuts one night with the ho's at a local dive bar on 61st just west of Bergenline. Man, it was insane with hookers and I can't believe how much WNY has changed. The wedding was great and we had a blast. One of my brothers friend had some blow. It was alright, nothing to write home about, but it was still good. Considering I had not done any in about 5 years. Open bar was insane and O let me tell you. My new sister in law has some of the hottest friends I have ever seen. Big asses and titties. Wishing I could got blown by the big ass chick from Univision! It was a good trip and now I'm back to the USSR/my desk trying to ketcup! Can't wait for Florida now!! Smoke'em if you got'em and suck it slow. SacoPapa Out!

Sunday Sabbath

Dealing with a ton of shit lately. Need to chill and think. Solitude.