Happy Earth Day everyone! Today is a day to take it easy and not give a fuck about the Earth. Picture Chris Rock saying the following, "Fuck everyone that is trying to save the whales, Fuck everyone protecting the Seals, Fuck everyone using brown paper bags, Fuck everyone recycling plastics and most of all fuck everyone trying to save the goddam trees. The Earth will do what it wants to do and will shake you off like a motherfucking flea. It is a Symphony of fucking Destruction". "So I say Happy Earth Day to you and fuck YOU for being a goddam conservationist".