Metal History Sunday

Back in the early 80's NJ, in our teenage years it was all about spur of the moment road trips to NYC for copping, partying, hanging, whatever. We just called it "Citybound". We'd listen to our mixed tapes, but not faggy disco DJ tapes, it was our rock and metal album compilations. Shit would get us pumped. Seems every tape we had had this song on it. What could be cooler than breaking the law while listening to Breaking the Law.

True Colors

It came out that Harry Reid, who is currently robbing us blind and recently outed racist piece of shit, had some remarks about Obama in 2008, here is the quote:

"The country is ready for a black president – particularly a "light-skinned" one "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

He now apologizes:

"I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words. I sincerely apologize for offending any and all Americans, especially African-Americans for my improper comments"

Later Saturday, Obama accepted Reid's apology "without question" because he'd known him for so many years. "I have seen the passionate leadership he's shown on issues of social justice and I know what's in his heart," Obama said in a written statement. "As far as I am concerned, the book is closed."

What a nice happy fucking family, imagine a GOP member had said that. Holy shit. McCain just called him "that one" and they wanted to crucify him. They should be calling for Reid's resignation. All Obama wants is to pass his fucked up Welfare Care Bill and will accept a racist as Senate majority leader. Sad. Truly sad. Harry, let me use my Jersey Cuban dialect...

Get the fuck outta here you fucking carapinga.

I am the Robotman and I'm pissed.

Thank God It's Friday

There is nothing more that turns me on than seeing a hot piece of ass with a gun. Any chick that can shoot a gun is definitely in my books. Love to see when a hot Ho shoots, especially when you see big boobs bouncing all over the place. Here is a Hot video of bitches shooting rifles. You will get a kick out of the ending part. enjoy!! TGIF and as always, smokem if you gotem. Sacopapa out!

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What Da Fuck Thursday

Sacopapa reporting for duty. It's funny how most people don't know you're from Jersey until you open your mouth. The cool folks will think you are funny and witty. The dipshits will think you are a fucking asshole. We think everyone is an asshole. We don't take shit from anyone and always speak our minds.

Being from Jersey makes you a Hammer Heads. My good friend Robotman once said "You can get the kid out of Jersey, but you can't get the Jersey out of the kid", so fucking true. I live in Cali and this place if full of pussies. The super cool ones are not originally from here. The ones that are from here are stuck and continously have a stick up there ass.

I just had a small incident with someone that I thought was a friend, but ended up being a fucking pussy. Typical Cali fucking homo. Sacopapa Jr takes Karate and he accidentally got hit in the mouth. No biggie for him as he is a tough kid and being around me, he has a lot of Jersey influence. He was struck in the mouth and he told the instructor that he thought his tooth had been knocked out. He is going through a growing spur and his teeth are loose. Needless to say he left the training matt and went to the bathroom to check. Here is where the Jersey comes into play.

This so called friend, we'll call him "Napolian Kumar". Kumar is sitting behind me around some fat fucking hos and they all adore his ass cause he is rich and speaks to them. Us from Jersey we see that shit and stay far away from it. If you don't have a prety face, sweet tits and a banging ass, we won't talk to you. So Kumar thinks he's cool and decides to say a smart ass remark about Sacopapa Jr. This is what I heard "Humm, that kid should of knocked out his tooth, would of done him a favor". I heard it and turned into the Jersey Hulk as you all know the Hulk's Saying is, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" I turn around and in front of all his fat hos I said " Hey Kumar, how about I knock one of your fucking teeth out!". Keep in mind, I said with the phat fucking Jersey accent. The fat fucking hos shut up, his buddy said "Damn Kumar". I then said "if you got a problem we can take this shit outside!". The fucking place went quiet. He just shribbled up and said nothing.

After the class he walked over to me and was all apologetic. He started to defend himself by saying, "no no no, that is not what I meant". I was like "yeah you did, I heard with my own fucking ears". I tried to take him outside to talk, but Kumar would not do it. He ended up later on that night calling me on the cell and apologizing. He kept telling me that he was scared and all he could see was me walking in his house and shooting him. I told him no need for that, I would of just kicked your ass. Fucking hilarious.

The next day I saw him at school as his son is in the same class with Mojonsita. First thing he did was stuck out his hand and said "I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding". I was like "getdafuckouthere, it's all good".

So you see my friends, be cool at all times, you never know when you might run into a Jersey Hammer Head.

Sacopapa out!!

Happy Hump Day!

Sacopapa reporting for duty, So last night I was watching ESPN and I saw the Carls Junior Commercial of Kim Kardashian and that ho gave me a Boner. I then realized that most of us guys are ASS MEN. I just can't imagine what her boyfriend must be doing with that Phat Ass. I know I would be tagging that shit everywhere. Lucky motherfucker that is all I say for him. Anyway, Happy Hump Day and I hope some of us can enjoy a nice fat ass this week. I know I will!!

Giant Losers

Giants are gross for going out they way the did and with the last game at the old stadium. At least they fired that useless defensive coordinator. I could have done a better job while smoking dust. Hope they make up for it at the new stadium next year. Congrats to the Jets for making the playoffs though, and for leaving the last game at Giants Stadium to be a win. I used to hate the Jets when I lived in Jersey and was kind of a Dolphin fan (AFC) until I moved down, Jimmy Johnson destroyed the team, I saw what douchebags Dolphins fans are, and they call themselves Dolfans, which is very, very gay. So lets go J-E-T-S.

Monday Babe/Howard News

Above the lovely Mrs. Stern, Beth Ostrowsky as our first babe of the week of 2010. I can't believe Howard fucks that fine piece of ass with a rubber. On the Howard front, Artie Lange is now in the hospital with an unknown ailment. He was also mysteriously off the show for like the last month. I hope Howard talks about it today. Rumors are that Jim Breuer (SNL goatboy) may replace him, as I recently predicted. Artie is hilarious and I wish him luck but his continued absences bring down the show. Breuer is funny as hell and will bring a nice dynamic in the last year of Howard's current contract if he is the man if Artie is in fact done. Stay tuned.

Metal History Sunday

I first got into Accept around '82 or '83 after Sacopapa purchased the Restless & Wild and Balls to the Wall albums at Music Scene on Bergenline Ave. After we heard those we started checking their older stuff and thought I'm a Rebel kicked ass and kinda became an anthem for us. Here is an early video below, Udo looks funny with long hair.

End of the Holidays

Happy New Year to all. For my first post of the year I will use a reprint from the old My Wife Hates Me blog. Things haven't changed all that much.

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The holidays have past. Another year is upon me. The holidays were pretty much the usual spend-a-credit-a-thon this year. I went to parties where I don’t know a bunch of the people and seem to always end up near some person I just met a few hours before. Seems an awkward time to meet someone, “Hello there, I’m Joe Knucklehead and work at the cheese factory, oh and by the way Merry Christmas”. “Hey, Bob Fuckface, the cement salesman, happy fucking new year”. Sheesh.

There was an added monkey wrench this holiday season with my dryer and the Best Buy repair team, but I will leave that sordid tale for another day. For now, let’s just say that Mr. Brad Anderson, CEO of Best Buy, knows me and my dryer works.

One thing, with teenagers, the Christmas lists do get easy. Here is the whole list: 1.CASH. No beating around the bush for my offspring. My wife is a bit more complicated, as it’s a mix of cash, gifts, obedience, and yet another thin slice of my soul. Not too bad. I did receive a few nice gifts from the wife and kids that I paid or will pay for. Hey, it’s the thought that counts.

I did have a few days off work during the holidays and still have a couple before I go back, and as they say a bad day doing pretty much anything else besides work is still better than a good day at work. Then it’s back to the cubicle and business trips where I must serve and plan for the interest of others in exchange for monetary payments until the corporate gods decide that I have become too old and/or too expensive. Now, the “current economic conditions…” announcements and e-mails now add to the long list of weekly bullshit of synergy, products, and budget planning. One of these days that Vietnam Vet/NRA supporter a few cubicles away is going to snap and shoot half the people in the place. I told him to let me know and I’ll call in sick that day. He said he would. There is this guy in my office who keeps saying “happy new year” to people on the phone until the end of January. I even tell him it’s annoying as shit, but he thinks I’m joking. Hopefully Vietnam guy takes him out on rampage day.

That’s all the time I have for now, since I’m the automated taxi and cash dispenser, I have to go pick up my 14 year old daughter at the roller rink and have some skinny 14 year old boy with pimples attempt to direct some feeble and nervous greeting towards me as my daughter gets in the car. I am the Robotman.

Happy January 1st, 2010.

Yes Ladies and Gentleman, we made it through the New Year, but some of us are not doing so well from the massive hangover. I hope this year we hit the Powerball, get raises and hopefully someone will find some good dirt on Purple Lip. God knows we need a new president. Anyway today has been great recovering from the massive hangover that I'm still trying to cure with Tomatoe Juice and Beer. I honestly think that I'm getting drunk again. Weeehooo!!

Today is a day of College Football, more drinking and more eating. The weekend is going to blow by and by Monday we'll all be back at this fucked up Rat Race. I wish everyone a properous New Year and lots of good things to happen.

I'm feeling a bit drunk already, so let's go out with Mr. Bungle Retrovertigo. This video is Nice and Mellow for the head and yet with the evil mind of Mike Patton. Enjoy and TGIF!! Smokem if you gotem bitches. Saco out!

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